More Memory Projecting

[toodeeptoford]

 Who: errybody
Where: Convinient Screens.  Conscreenvient.
When: day 4, bright and early

[ RISE AND SHINE AND BROADCAST YOUR SECRETS TO THE WORLD ]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

Don't imagine impossible things.

[maxxximumeffort]

It's not impossible! All those things I said just now are possible!

[liarliarliar]

That was all a lot to take in....

[maxxximumeffort]

Hooh. Okay. I made a very good boy cry. How ya feeling about all that? Anything panicky?

[liarliarliar]

I was panicky as soon as Gun entered the scene.

[maxxximumeffort]

Ffffffffair!

Look, that looks bad but. Wire's a good guy, he was just, time-traveling trying to kill baby mutant fireball earth-murderer because of extremely specific lazy writing. Good thing Double Down was there! To teach about child abuse and redemption and be really dreamy and admirable and steal his heart. It, it was a good memory.

[liarliarliar]

Look, whether I'm afraid or not I intend to be very nice to your Adult Friend because he's extremely larger than me.

So no worries about that for you.

[maxxximumeffort]

Um, it's still kind of a worry if you are living in fear of Mr. Dadbod. I think we might be canon.

[liarliarliar]

I understand the words you're saying and I don't know what that says about me as a person.

[maxxximumeffort]

Ahahaah it means you're probably a NERD.

[liarliarliar]

Ah, what a terrible past to uncover for me...

[maxxximumeffort]

Alright but seriously. We have enough to worry about without you being scared of him. I'm here to look after you.

[liarliarliar]

I didn't say I was scared. I said it didn't matter if I was or not.

Don't worry about things so much.

[maxxximumeffort]

Excuse me, I can manic pixie dream boy with the best of you. I am a manic pixie dream man. But you need a home. Should I tie him up if he visits? He'll probably like, pull such a pathetic face you'll feel safe all over again.

[liarliarliar]

Now you're just using me as an excuse to act upon some adult urges.

[maxxximumeffort]

I am not! Any sexy tying up will be FAR from your innocent eyes. Besides I am tragically unfuckable.

[liarliarliar]

[patpat]

You just said you and Uncle Strongstuff are canon.

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans]

Yeah but... like in an unspoken way where we don't offend anybody's sensibilities... and I can stay safely swaddled in my layer of jokes so he never turns me down fuck I have such a crush on him he's so dreamy.

[liarliarliar]

The worst he can do is turn you down.

[maxxximumeffort]

Need I remind you I am prone to drama? I will key his fucking car.

[liarliarliar]

He doesn't have a car.

And you're not going to key his children so.

[maxxximumeffort]

Uh huh. And you're one to talk about letting anyone be allowed to poke your soft, vulnerable underbelly.

[liarliarliar]

I'm not swooning.

[maxxximumeffort]

You're a teenage boy.

[liarliarliar]

Yes?