More Memory Projecting

[toodeeptoford]

 Who: errybody
Where: Convinient Screens.  Conscreenvient.
When: day 4, bright and early

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Comments

[liarliarliar]

Now you're just using me as an excuse to act upon some adult urges.

[maxxximumeffort]

I am not! Any sexy tying up will be FAR from your innocent eyes. Besides I am tragically unfuckable.

[liarliarliar]

[patpat]

You just said you and Uncle Strongstuff are canon.

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans]

Yeah but... like in an unspoken way where we don't offend anybody's sensibilities... and I can stay safely swaddled in my layer of jokes so he never turns me down fuck I have such a crush on him he's so dreamy.

[liarliarliar]

The worst he can do is turn you down.

[maxxximumeffort]

Need I remind you I am prone to drama? I will key his fucking car.

[liarliarliar]

He doesn't have a car.

And you're not going to key his children so.

[maxxximumeffort]

Uh huh. And you're one to talk about letting anyone be allowed to poke your soft, vulnerable underbelly.

[liarliarliar]

I'm not swooning.

[maxxximumeffort]

You're a teenage boy.

[liarliarliar]

Yes?

[maxxximumeffort]

You are BOUND to be more irrational than me at some point. And yes, that should terrify you. But I will be there to soothe you, my boy.

[liarliarliar]

Only time will tell~

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans and rubs his face]

The point is don't worry about walking in on any gross hanky panky. We have our heads in the game.

[liarliarliar]

I didn't want that thought in my head at all and you put it there and now I'm grossed out.

[maxxximumeffort]

Oh come on I didn't even make a putting our heads together joke! I'm trying to be good.

[liarliarliar]

He's still going...

[maxxximumeffort]

[sobbing noise]

He's so dreamy B. I don't wanna be alone. Alone SUCKS. Maybe everything will go great and we'll get married and get you four more siblings.

[liarliarliar]

[awkward uncomfortable shoulder pat]

[maxxximumeffort]

[He grunts and squints up at him.]

How's your memories going, huh champ?

[liarliarliar]

I haven't bought any yet.

[maxxximumeffort]

Hhuh. Well. Be sure to sit down when you take one. Maybe uh... don't eat right beforehand?

[liarliarliar]

Yes father.