More Memory Projecting

[toodeeptoford]

 Who: errybody
Where: Convinient Screens.  Conscreenvient.
When: day 4, bright and early

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Comments

[maxxximumeffort]

Ffffffffair!

Look, that looks bad but. Wire's a good guy, he was just, time-traveling trying to kill baby mutant fireball earth-murderer because of extremely specific lazy writing. Good thing Double Down was there! To teach about child abuse and redemption and be really dreamy and admirable and steal his heart. It, it was a good memory.

[liarliarliar]

Look, whether I'm afraid or not I intend to be very nice to your Adult Friend because he's extremely larger than me.

So no worries about that for you.

[maxxximumeffort]

Um, it's still kind of a worry if you are living in fear of Mr. Dadbod. I think we might be canon.

[liarliarliar]

I understand the words you're saying and I don't know what that says about me as a person.

[maxxximumeffort]

Ahahaah it means you're probably a NERD.

[liarliarliar]

Ah, what a terrible past to uncover for me...

[maxxximumeffort]

Alright but seriously. We have enough to worry about without you being scared of him. I'm here to look after you.

[liarliarliar]

I didn't say I was scared. I said it didn't matter if I was or not.

Don't worry about things so much.

[maxxximumeffort]

Excuse me, I can manic pixie dream boy with the best of you. I am a manic pixie dream man. But you need a home. Should I tie him up if he visits? He'll probably like, pull such a pathetic face you'll feel safe all over again.

[liarliarliar]

Now you're just using me as an excuse to act upon some adult urges.

[maxxximumeffort]

I am not! Any sexy tying up will be FAR from your innocent eyes. Besides I am tragically unfuckable.

[liarliarliar]

[patpat]

You just said you and Uncle Strongstuff are canon.

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans]

Yeah but... like in an unspoken way where we don't offend anybody's sensibilities... and I can stay safely swaddled in my layer of jokes so he never turns me down fuck I have such a crush on him he's so dreamy.

[liarliarliar]

The worst he can do is turn you down.

[maxxximumeffort]

Need I remind you I am prone to drama? I will key his fucking car.

[liarliarliar]

He doesn't have a car.

And you're not going to key his children so.

[maxxximumeffort]

Uh huh. And you're one to talk about letting anyone be allowed to poke your soft, vulnerable underbelly.

[liarliarliar]

I'm not swooning.

[maxxximumeffort]

You're a teenage boy.

[liarliarliar]

Yes?

[maxxximumeffort]

You are BOUND to be more irrational than me at some point. And yes, that should terrify you. But I will be there to soothe you, my boy.

[liarliarliar]

Only time will tell~

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans and rubs his face]

The point is don't worry about walking in on any gross hanky panky. We have our heads in the game.

[liarliarliar]

I didn't want that thought in my head at all and you put it there and now I'm grossed out.

[maxxximumeffort]

Oh come on I didn't even make a putting our heads together joke! I'm trying to be good.