More Memory Projecting

[toodeeptoford]

 Who: errybody
Where: Convinient Screens.  Conscreenvient.
When: day 4, bright and early

[ RISE AND SHINE AND BROADCAST YOUR SECRETS TO THE WORLD ]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

Look, whether I'm afraid or not I intend to be very nice to your Adult Friend because he's extremely larger than me.

So no worries about that for you.

[maxxximumeffort]

Um, it's still kind of a worry if you are living in fear of Mr. Dadbod. I think we might be canon.

[liarliarliar]

I understand the words you're saying and I don't know what that says about me as a person.

[maxxximumeffort]

Ahahaah it means you're probably a NERD.

[liarliarliar]

Ah, what a terrible past to uncover for me...

[maxxximumeffort]

Alright but seriously. We have enough to worry about without you being scared of him. I'm here to look after you.

[liarliarliar]

I didn't say I was scared. I said it didn't matter if I was or not.

Don't worry about things so much.

[maxxximumeffort]

Excuse me, I can manic pixie dream boy with the best of you. I am a manic pixie dream man. But you need a home. Should I tie him up if he visits? He'll probably like, pull such a pathetic face you'll feel safe all over again.

[liarliarliar]

Now you're just using me as an excuse to act upon some adult urges.

[maxxximumeffort]

I am not! Any sexy tying up will be FAR from your innocent eyes. Besides I am tragically unfuckable.

[liarliarliar]

[patpat]

You just said you and Uncle Strongstuff are canon.

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans]

Yeah but... like in an unspoken way where we don't offend anybody's sensibilities... and I can stay safely swaddled in my layer of jokes so he never turns me down fuck I have such a crush on him he's so dreamy.

[liarliarliar]

The worst he can do is turn you down.

[maxxximumeffort]

Need I remind you I am prone to drama? I will key his fucking car.

[liarliarliar]

He doesn't have a car.

And you're not going to key his children so.

[maxxximumeffort]

Uh huh. And you're one to talk about letting anyone be allowed to poke your soft, vulnerable underbelly.

[liarliarliar]

I'm not swooning.

[maxxximumeffort]

You're a teenage boy.

[liarliarliar]

Yes?

[maxxximumeffort]

You are BOUND to be more irrational than me at some point. And yes, that should terrify you. But I will be there to soothe you, my boy.

[liarliarliar]

Only time will tell~

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans and rubs his face]

The point is don't worry about walking in on any gross hanky panky. We have our heads in the game.

[liarliarliar]

I didn't want that thought in my head at all and you put it there and now I'm grossed out.

[maxxximumeffort]

Oh come on I didn't even make a putting our heads together joke! I'm trying to be good.

[liarliarliar]

He's still going...