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[wotanon]

Who: Anyone!
Where: Anywhere
When: Day 449

Today's a day! What are you up to?

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

I'm totally offering.

[bondsofsuffering]

I guess I'll have to take advantage of your kindness.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Is it really taking advantage if I said it's cool?

[bondsofsuffering]

Yeah, 'cause you're way too nice.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sounds fake.

[bondsofsuffering]

Nope, it's totally true.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Ain't this slander?

Pretty sure there's laws against this.

[bondsofsuffering]

I don't think you can get someone for slander if they're complimenting you.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Says who?

[bondsofsuffering]

Me, obviously.

[crossmyheartandhope]

And you write the law, huh?

[bondsofsuffering]

That's riiight!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh man, I almost forgot. You're like judge, jury, and executioner.

[bondsofsuffering]

That's just a fact of life.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That's a lotta jobs, dude. When do you sleep?

[bondsofsuffering]

Luckily, all of the jobs can be completed at once!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh, yeah?

I still ain't seen you ever punish me for nothing.

[bondsofsuffering]

[Snuggling up to him.]

Your punishment is having me all over you, duh.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, don't tell me that. I'm gonna go looking for punishment like all the time.

[bondsofsuffering]

So that's what you're into...

[crossmyheartandhope]

What?

I like snuggling, is all. Since when's that a surprise?

[bondsofsuffering]

[Snickering.]

Better hope nobody clips that line ♪

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Vaguely, toward the cameras:]

Nobody clip that line!

[bondsofsuffering]

Now they're definitely going to clip it.

[crossmyheartandhope]

They are if you keep bringing it up...!

[Shoving at him, a little]