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[wotanon]

Who: Anyone!
Where: Anywhere
When: Day 449

Today's a day! What are you up to?

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[outofoffice]

[ Laughs, applauding ]

Very impressive, Miss Tea!

[featherbeaned]

[ takes a bow ]

Aren't I always! Showing off is hungry work, though ...

[outofoffice]

Hmmm, I'm getting subtle hints that you might want that lunch right away . . .

[featherbeaned]

Might waste away to nothing if we take our time about it.

[outofoffice]

Well now, I certainly can't allow that!

[ Offering his arm ]

[featherbeaned]

Save me, Venti! You're my only hope.

[ hooks her arm through his ]

[outofoffice]

[ OFF THEY GO!! ]

I would say you're laying it on thick, but I fear I would be opening myself up to valid criticism if I did.

[featherbeaned]

Maybe a li'l. [ laughs, a lil skip to her step ]

But also, wow! Are you saying my damsel act isn't on point?

[outofoffice]

I hope you won't be offended if I tell you you're not very convincingly helpless, no.

[featherbeaned]

[ her expression promptly crumples ]

Not offended ... heartbroken ...

[outofoffice]

[ Bursts out laughing, sry not sry ]

That move doesn't work on a bard! Especially not an actually-helpless one!

[featherbeaned]

Damn! Oh well, it was worth a try.

[outofoffice]

I think it would be more realistic if I swooned and you caught me with your strong muscles.

[featherbeaned]

We can make that happen. I'm always down to catch a cutie.

[outofoffice]

Awww, you think I'm cute, huh?

[featherbeaned]

I do! Because you are! Extremely.

[outofoffice]

Ehhhh . . . you should be more careful with a gentleman's heart, Miss Tea!

[featherbeaned]

Your heart can take it! I believe in you!