HIGH SPEED LIBRARY POST

[worldlyafflictions]

Who: Anyone
Where: IT MATTERS NOT TO THIS PEP but you guys get to be at the hotel or the library.
When: Day 41, midday-ish

[HEY IMEEJI, THIS ISN'T A LIVE!! (eta: jk it's a live now)

Instead there is a pink super-speed blur racing around the lobby briefly, definitely going more than fast enough to slam people with a strong breeze in passing, before it materializes into a pep!pep! when he slows down to drop a bunch of miscellaneous looking stuff next to him.]

'Morning-morning~! I found out not too long ago that we got that library people were wanting~! Soooo~ Let's say 50 points for an unbelievably quick and convenient ride over and back, but free ta anybody who can make a useful contribution ta this endeavor! You'll be heading over... in this! [Reaching down to pick up... AN EGG CARTON. Wiggles the egg carton. Yeah.]

My team is already riding for free, of course, as is AlcheME! for making this project possible.

Who's interested~? Outbound rides will be ending in two hours!


[You're free to ignore him and head to the library three hours away on foot yourself though, of course. Or possibly you were unlucky and already left and missed this ONCE(?) IN A LIFETIME CHANCE.]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

I want 'employee of the month'.

[neigh_sayer]

Eeeh? With a plaque and cake and everything?

[shutthefoxup]

You guys can have the cake.

[neigh_sayer]

It'll be made out of oats and protein shakes, just how you like it!

[shutthefoxup]

[Reaching out to poke his cheek]

I don't drink protein shakes.

[neigh_sayer]

[squiiiish]

Aaah? Energy bars then? I'm a victim of media brainwashing!

[shutthefoxup]

[Poke poke poke]

Please, as if you'd let anyone make you their victim.

[neigh_sayer]

[squish squish squish--swat swat!!]

Ya got me! Maybe you should grab me a book on what you brainy jocks like to eat.

[shutthefoxup]

[Snickers, crossing his arms]

Not a chance. You guys'll go and spend your points on us if you find out.

[neigh_sayer]

Meeeean! I'll get you some day! If only you had a normal sweettooth, this would be waaay easier. I guess I'll just have to eat for the whole crew.

[shutthefoxup]

If I had a normal sweet tooth, I would probably be as short as you two. Speaking of...I need a favor, boss.

[neigh_sayer]

I'll ignore that jab this time. What's up?

[shutthefoxup]

I got kigus for everyone for jail, but we'll have to shrink yours and B's.

[neigh_sayer]

[eyes LIGHT UP]

Huuuh?! Really? What kind?! Wait, how is this a favor for you? This is super a favor for US!

[shutthefoxup]

Thought you guys might like that.

[neigh_sayer]

Well you're WRONG! I hate it!







That's obviously a lie, I can't wait to see them! Now we've gotta have a sleepover!

[shutthefoxup]

Cats for you and B, foxes for me and Gold.

[neigh_sayer]

Nya-heehee! Perfect, perfect! We'll be the cutest gang!

[shutthefoxup]

Everyone will tremble in fear, for sure.

[neigh_sayer]

I could, in fact, grow myself and go on a rampage in the city.

[shutthefoxup]

..........................I think I must just be one of those people that want to see the world burn. Because I really want to see that now.

[neigh_sayer]

I'll dedicate that live to you after I get that kigu!

[also he can only grow himself like, 10ft sadly]

[shutthefoxup]

[Shakes the ever present duffel bag]

What do you think is in here?

[neigh_sayer]

[GASP]

How could you be one step ahead of me!

[shutthefoxup]

I can't predict when the smokebomb will hit, all I can predict is that it will hit.