HIGH SPEED LIBRARY POST

[worldlyafflictions]

Who: Anyone
Where: IT MATTERS NOT TO THIS PEP but you guys get to be at the hotel or the library.
When: Day 41, midday-ish

[HEY IMEEJI, THIS ISN'T A LIVE!! (eta: jk it's a live now)

Instead there is a pink super-speed blur racing around the lobby briefly, definitely going more than fast enough to slam people with a strong breeze in passing, before it materializes into a pep!pep! when he slows down to drop a bunch of miscellaneous looking stuff next to him.]

'Morning-morning~! I found out not too long ago that we got that library people were wanting~! Soooo~ Let's say 50 points for an unbelievably quick and convenient ride over and back, but free ta anybody who can make a useful contribution ta this endeavor! You'll be heading over... in this! [Reaching down to pick up... AN EGG CARTON. Wiggles the egg carton. Yeah.]

My team is already riding for free, of course, as is AlcheME! for making this project possible.

Who's interested~? Outbound rides will be ending in two hours!


[You're free to ignore him and head to the library three hours away on foot yourself though, of course. Or possibly you were unlucky and already left and missed this ONCE(?) IN A LIFETIME CHANCE.]

Comments

[nohalation]

[TURNS HER HEAD TO LOOK AT THE EGG CARTON]

Oh darn, I want to see how to ride that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Make a deal with them then.

[nohalation]

You are right, I should!!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you do, I'm driving.

[Because there's now way in heeeeeelllllllllll you're getting him to travel via egg carton]

[nohalation]

Oh maybe next time, I like driving with my unit, this is special!

[~♥~ ~♥~ ~♥~]

But did you want to drive, I can let you drive!

[lets go of the wheel again]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[GRABS THE WHEEL.

JESUS CHRIST]

Angel! What did I say?!

[nohalation]

"For fuck's sake, where is a Taisho to call an escort Live? Seriously, people! All of you go the fuck back to business school."

"Make a deal with them then."

"If you do, I'm driving."

[the word "fuck" sounds really weird out of her mouth]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I meant about driving, Angel.

Two rules.

Hands on the steering wheel and eyes on the road!

[nohalation]

Oh okay, I just thought you wanted to drive. Sorryyyy.

[GRABS WHEEL AGAIN]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If I did, we'd have to switch seats. Person in the driver seat drives.

[nohalation]

Oh okay, just let me know and I can climb over there anytime!

[while moving probably lol]

Wowee, what a good day! Isn’t this fun?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Future is now's first fucking unit vacation. Joy.

[Is he being sarcastic? Who knows?]

[nohalation]

It is joy, you’re right!

[a Taisho is suggesting to try patting your head too]

[she is also very very very very tempted]

[very very very]

[very]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is blissfully unaware of his possible impending doom]

[nohalation]

[stares at the road]

[peeks at Intensity]

[stares at the road]

[peeks at Intensity]

[stares at the road]

[peeks at Intensity]

[stares at the road]

[peeks at Intensity]

. . .

[quickly with ninja skills, she gives ONE PAT and then suddenly puts her hand back on the wheel as if she never removed it, TWO HANDS ON THE WHEEL AFTER ALL AHEM]

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait. What the fuck just happened?]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Angel?

[nohalation]

[The most SERIOUS face as she is staring straight at the road, totally because she was told to, and not for any other reason at all.]

Headpats are magic, Intensity.

. . .

But I did it very fast in case you didn't like them very much.

. . .

And I wanted to try it just one time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

[Who keeps telling her all these weird things. Seriously]

So was that magic?

[nohalation]

Yes. It isn’t anything super powerful, but headpats can make you feel just a little bit better or a little bit happier.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

When you're the giver or the receiver?

[nohalation]

The receiver, Intensity, the receiver!

[duuuuhhh. Though for a moment she does pause, thinking.]

I never thought about it for the giver too, though . . . hmmm . . .

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Reaches over to give her a headpat]

[nohalation]

[oh no I’ve been magicked, how could this have happened this is an attack oh noooo]

[oh well she’s pleased anyway]

Did that make you feel better?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Without missing a beat:]

It did.