HIGH SPEED LIBRARY POST

[worldlyafflictions]

Who: Anyone
Where: IT MATTERS NOT TO THIS PEP but you guys get to be at the hotel or the library.
When: Day 41, midday-ish

[HEY IMEEJI, THIS ISN'T A LIVE!! (eta: jk it's a live now)

Instead there is a pink super-speed blur racing around the lobby briefly, definitely going more than fast enough to slam people with a strong breeze in passing, before it materializes into a pep!pep! when he slows down to drop a bunch of miscellaneous looking stuff next to him.]

'Morning-morning~! I found out not too long ago that we got that library people were wanting~! Soooo~ Let's say 50 points for an unbelievably quick and convenient ride over and back, but free ta anybody who can make a useful contribution ta this endeavor! You'll be heading over... in this! [Reaching down to pick up... AN EGG CARTON. Wiggles the egg carton. Yeah.]

My team is already riding for free, of course, as is AlcheME! for making this project possible.

Who's interested~? Outbound rides will be ending in two hours!


[You're free to ignore him and head to the library three hours away on foot yourself though, of course. Or possibly you were unlucky and already left and missed this ONCE(?) IN A LIFETIME CHANCE.]

Comments

[scarvedforlife]

[ CLINGING TO THE ROOF Sho has never feared more for his life. ]

YOU'RE DOING GREAT, SWEETIE.

[nohalation]

Gosh thanks this is my second time ever!

[takes her hands off the wheel to clap them together oh wait grabs the wheel again sorry about that]

[scarvedforlife]

I couldn't have guessed!

[ I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A CHAIR AND MERGED IT INTO THE ROOF, kicking his feet a little to get back on the roof when it swerves. ]

[nohalation]

Gosh do you wanna try next?

[merge your shoes]

[scarvedforlife]

I'll see if Infinity wants to invest in a car of our own, then we could have fun races.

[nohalation]

Ooooh, I wanna race! I wanna race!

[looks up at the roof oh wait, you can't see through a rooftop]

[scarvedforlife]

I would check my phone for the cost of a golf cart but I currently need both my hands!

[nohalation]

850!

[scarvedforlife]

Oooh, not that bad actually! Sounds like a good investment!

[nohalation]

Yeah, they are a lot of fun, aren't they?!

[scarvedforlife]

I'm definitely staying on my toes in excitement!

[ And self-preservation! ]

[nohalation]

I gotta use my toes to push the pedal! Did you know if you use your abilities, this could go EVEN FASTER.

[scarvedforlife]

Eh? Really?

[hexsplosive]

[also clinging to the roof, terror in every inch of her expression]

WE’RE GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!

[scarvedforlife]

I'm sorry for every time I teased you I never really meant it it was all out of fond affection.

[hexsplosive]

I didn't really mind being teased, I thought it was funny. . . . . . .!

[AAAAAAAAAH]

[scarvedforlife]

Do you think death by letting go or death by crashing is worse? I'm seriously considering my choices here.

[hexsplosive]

Neither! I'm going to cling for dear life until the crash or accidentally letting go pries it from my warm, bony fingers.

[scarvedforlife]

We're getting our own golf cart. Or something bigger.

This seemed like a great idea until it was actually happening.

[hexsplosive]

A flying broomstick! A horse-drawn carriage! Something that preferably won't kill us when we use it to travel.

I enjoy thrills, but this is too much in the thrill department.

[scarvedforlife]

These things are fine when you've got a controlled driver behind the wheel.

[hexsplosive]

What counts as a "controlled driver?" Do we even have one of those?

[scarvedforlife]

Someone taught Angel how to drive. I'd bet it was Intensity.

[hexsplosive]

If Intensity is the one who taught Angel to drive like this, then he surely isn't a "controlled driver!"

[scarvedforlife]

Something just got a little mixed up in translation, I'm sure...