fanmail + theme announcement!

[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Hotel Lobby!
When: Day 338

[ What?? Is it. . . fanmail time already????

It is! So there are many boxes scattered around, less like they're blocking the entrances and more like they're just blocking your walking path in general. Don't trip, there's a box! Look out, it's a box! What's in the sky!? . . . I dunno, that's not a box!? ]

Producers: It's starting to warm up, so let's warm things up!
Producers: Out with the old, in with the new! Novel and Romance are over, now it's ✨✨✨RECIPROCATION✨✨✨ and ✨✨✨DRESS-UP✨✨✨for you!
Producers: Did you get something nice? Pay it back, you fucking fucker!
Producers: Did you get something mean? Get thy vengeance sevenfold!
Producers: Oh, and make sure you look nice when you do it!
Producers: You won't get the extra points though ☆(・ω<)

[ OOC NOTE: WE'RE GONNA TRY SOMETHING NEW!

In the interest of making it easier to hide/separate NSFW content, we're asking players to put their NSFW fanmail reactions under a "cut". How does that work? Here's an example!

We've got a poll up on Discord about it; if it's too much effort or if there's something about it you super don't like, you don't have to do it, but for the sake of player comfort and happiness, if it's not too big of an ask, we'd like everyone's cooperation in trying this out. Thank you! ]

Comments

[we_meet_again]

I mean... it is hell. So I assume yes, but I am willing to be pleasantly surprised.

[justfuckingtryit]

We haven't had to yet, have we?

...games aside.

[we_meet_again]

I dunno, maybe when we graduate or something.

[justfuckingtryit]

Sounds like bullshit to me.

[we_meet_again]

What, graduating? Or hell taxes?

[justfuckingtryit]

Hell taxes.

Why the fuck should we have to pay taxes when we get out of here?

[we_meet_again]

I dunno, beats me. I just remember seeing a bunch of businesses and situations requiring exchanges of currency in Liar Hell, and capitalism without taxes sounds too good to be true. And definitely too good to be true for a place that routinely tortures people to death for entertainment.

[justfuckingtryit]

Well.

Fuck them.

If they want to tax us, I'll take care of it.

[we_meet_again]

My hero~! ❤

We did our best but we couldn't figure out how to get away without paying taxes.

[justfuckingtryit]

In the game, you mean?

[we_meet_again]

Yeah. We tried listing out a bunch of deductibles, and then making ourselves a nonprofit organization, but neither of those things worked.

I'm guessing you had more success, right? I'm assuming that's what this fanmail is about.

[justfuckingtryit]

I did some reading up on space tax law.

They paid us.

[we_meet_again]

[just

busts out laughing]

[justfuckingtryit]

Then we paid our taxes the other rounds with their money.

[we_meet_again]

[Wiping away tears of laughter]

Oh my gods... That's amazing.

You're too good at that game, holy smokes. No wonder you guys got a million points.

[justfuckingtryit]

Not a million... I probably count have pushed it a little more.

[we_meet_again]

A new goal for the next time this game comes around.

...Hopefully not any time soon, though.

[justfuckingtryit]

Yeah. They can take their time letting this one come back around again.

[we_meet_again]

Especially because that'll give me more time to try and absorb your secrets.

...Not that we did badly this time. Though I think it was mostly luck, to be honest.

[justfuckingtryit]

What happened?