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[comphosite]

Who: the peppy new team in town
Where: the lobby
When: Day 36

[the new unit has picked colors, picked cute sailor-collar outfits, and is finally fit explore.

Once they get through the leftover fanmail boxes. Did no-one think to clean those up??]

Comments

[worldlyafflictions]

Eeh, should I? With ya making demands like that it's almost like the legendary audience is right in front of me. I'm too shy ta perform so suddenly!

[neigh_sayer]

Huuuuh? Did no one tell you?

[spins on a heel, making a big wide gesture]

Silly boy, you're on camera right now! Neeheehee, the audience will eat that shy act up like junk food!

oops pretend the traits he listed were 'friendly' and 'innocent'

[worldlyafflictions]

No no wait, that's definitely too unexpected! Don't the cameras only come on when we call a live?

ttly!!

[neigh_sayer]

Ahahaha! You only got a half truth! Lives just pull aaaaall the focus over to your performance! We're still being recorded otherwise. C'moooon, how would our lovely viewers get their slice of life fix with only Lives?

[worldlyafflictions]

[Glancing at the remains of the fanmail like r u sure they're 'lovely'?]

Uwah, that kinda scrutiny's hard ta bear, how've ya managed ta hold on so long?

[neigh_sayer]

[getting rly close to him]

You reeeeally wanna know?

[worldlyafflictions]

[Leans back]

Even if I regret asking, there's no other way ta get a leg up after starting so late!

[neigh_sayer]

[continues!! to approach!! like the 5'1 gremlin he is]

Well then! It's simple, really. You smile. You smile, and smile and keep smiling, all day, all night, until your cheeks hurt. And even after that, you keep doing it. Because at the end of the day, every day, no one cares about what you're actually feeling under there.

And then eventually, you'll feel like that smile is as genuine as anything else.

Hooray!

[worldlyafflictions]

MMmmmmmmm...

[Gonna just. clonk this guy in the forehead with the back of the stapler. Like just gently, please calm down and don't explode.]

[neigh_sayer]

[bonk!!]

Owwww! That's so mean!

[worldlyafflictions]

[klak klak klak. Just. patting him on the head with the stapler now. Not touching though. Could be contagious.]

Okay. Relateable solutions, though it sounds like ya've had it rough. Sore cheeks, ya know.

[neigh_sayer]

[swats at!!]

You're gonna bruise my cute little head, wow! But it's fine for me, I'm a higher level than you, after all. But you really should watch what you do, if you don't want a creepy letter about it later.

[worldlyafflictions]

[Is pretty much confessing you stomp down and discard your feelings to get by day to day because you're being watched 'high level'...? Eeeeh, not gonna worry about it for now!]

Ahaha, well thanks for the advice 'n word of warning then, sempai. I'll keep it in mind! We're in everybody's care and all that.

[neigh_sayer]

[THAT'S THE WAY TO BE]

Yep, that's right, we're all one big happy family here. Go on out there and get your idolness on.