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Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

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You got it, dude.

[Starts swimming around the edge of the pool, slow enough that it shouldn't be a problem for Gladio to keep up]

What's with the granpa speed? Think I can't keep up?

[tail starting to wag vigorously, Gladio holds onto the front of the collar, hooking his fingers between the leather and his neck. Ignoring all pool safety regulations, he Hastes himself and starts running]

Hold onto the leash!

Holy crap. For real?

[Grabbing hold with both hands]

Do it, dude!

[there is a legit wake forming behind Hurricane, and careening around the corners of the pool are a little hairy, but no one dies, or drowns, there's 80 percent more wet idols, but they do a full lap.

Slowing down and stopping at their starting point, Gladio's soaked, wet tail wagging like crazy]

Got the square crossed off!

Oh my god, dude, that was badass.

Did you see us?

Uh yeah, I was there.

[still snickering as he gets out the soaked bingo card]

I got two left, but we can do some of yours now.

Thanks, dude.

[Checking his card]

I, uh. I gotta reveal a fantasy. You think it counts if I say I totally just pictured how much cooler that woulda been at the beach or the lake or whatever, somewhere where we had a ton more space?

Edited 2020-10-25 20:50 (UTC)

... what if I was the mermaid and I towed you behind me on waterskis?!

...how would that even work?

I could totally zoom through the water! Pretty sure I could go fast enough that you could waterski.

... I mean, you could buy a speedboat for the tow, but that's been done. So normie.

[also please pardon him as he proceeds to shake the water off him... his tail and hair are now a fluffy disaster]

Dude, we are so doing that when the game's done.

Shit yeah! Sounds good.

That was an easy one. Got another?

... by the way, ya got anything on you that I can bury?

Sure. I got Pocky in my belt pouches.

[He points over to the pile of clothes by the wall]

Guess I gotta show off an outfit, too, so if you wanna grab me something while you get it...?

Perfect.

[wanders off to rummage through the very HSS looking outfit in the corner, acquiring a box of Pocky. He quickly grabs one of the outfits on the front of the costume rack and strides back, plopping a dark brown stetson on Hurricane's head and handing him a vest with a Sheriff star pinned on it]

I don't think the chaps will work for ya.

Sweet, check me out.

I'm like the fastest shooting merdude in in the wild west.

[Pulling the vest on]

Enjoy! I'm gonna go bury your Pocky and we can finish things up in a minute.

[In a very cartoonish puff of smoke and dog hair, where Gladio was standing is now a large brown wolf, complete with Gladio's scars. Snuffling and stepping free of the pile of leather pants, he grabs the Pocky box in his muzzle and runs off]

[He would be sad about the Pocky if he couldn't just go to the conbini and get more, but as it is, he just kind of leans against the side of the pool splooshing his tail, just your regular western merdude watching a big dog bury snacks]

[It doesn't take long for Wolfio to come back, bless speed powers. Minus one pocky box but with his bingo card held gently in his teeth. He sets the card down on the pool ledge in front of Hurricane, just one square left, "get your butt/tail smacked".

Wolfio turns sideways, wagging tail in easy range]

Man, the things I do for this game.

[Smacking dog butt. He may or may not be bright red]

[Makes a whuffling sound that could almost sound like a doggiewolf laugh. Wolfio turns around to face Hurricane, sitting on his haunches expectantly, tail thumping on the ground]

Okay. This is like the weirdest thing yet. You better not laugh.

[He pushes himself half up out of the pool on his ars, leans forward, and... nibbles on a wolf ear]

[Snuffles at Hurricane's face before giving him a lick on the cheek. It's appropriately slobbery]

Good boy...?

[Pats his head]

[Why yes, he's a very good boy thanks. Tongue lolling out, Wolfio lies down on his paws to make head pats easier, tail wagging against the floor again]

[Pet pet pet pet]

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