iamverybadass: (time to CONSPIRE)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I know. It's simply different hearing it said aloud.
crossmyheartandhope: (Yeah well I believe)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, that's fair.

[Leans over a little to poke at him]

Whatcha got on your card, though? Lemme help out.
iamverybadass: (idgi)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Holds his card up to see ]

I was planning to ask you for a race.
crossmyheartandhope: (Just shine a light into the wreckage)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Uh. You mind a swim race?

Or I could kinda flop, I guess.
iamverybadass: (???)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, are you completely restricted to the pool this time? I can swim in that case. I'm sure there are swimsuits available for this.
iamverybadass: (yeah so that's bullshit)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's alright. I'm the one who asked for it.
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, we could do some other kinda race, too.

Hotdog eating race. Or, like. Who can sing the Twelve Days of Christmas faster.
iamverybadass: (Investigative skills)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know the Twelve Days of Christmas...

How about a spring roll eating context? I can take veggie, and you can have shrimp.
crossmyheartandhope: (And I don't sleep much)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah - right. Sorry, dude, the meat thing. My bad.

I can do veggie, too, it's cool.
iamverybadass: (Lemme just condescend to you for a sec)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
No harm done. And veggie it is!

Wait here and I'll go get some.
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, dude.

Ain't exactly in the best shape to go run errands right now.

[Swishes his tail, a little]
iamverybadass: (Robin: Boy Wonder)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Heads off for a minute to get a couple of decent piles of spring rolls. He sets one of the trays down at the edge of the pool ]

Here we go. I got a couple of sauces to go with them too.
crossmyheartandhope: (Every day)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, dude.

So what're we doing for the win condition?

First person to eat four takes it?
iamverybadass: (Investigative skills)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a smart way to do it. Eating until one of us gives up would just make us sick.

Start on three?
crossmyheartandhope: (Yeah well I believe)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Count us down, my dude.
iamverybadass: (Heh)

[personal profile] iamverybadass 2020-10-25 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
One, two...three!

[ SCARFING SPRING ROLLS ]
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a junkie)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-10-25 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[OM NOM NOM SPRING ROLLS]

[...possibly he is aided in that he missed dinner last night,]