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[featherbeaned]

Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

Fiiiine.

[WHISTLES]

[body comes wandering out, was hiding behind a tree

...walks in opposite direction]

It's getting away!

[shutthefoxup]

[Sighs, carrying his head to his body]

Can't you communicate with it?

[neigh_sayer]

Yeah and I'm just being difficult because it's just my nature, I guess!

[shutthefoxup]

Luckily I find that to be a charm point.

[Walking over to his body and setting head!!! on!!! body!!!]

[neigh_sayer]

[it's like clicking on a lego!! stitches reattach themselves]

Ah, I'm feeling like myself again!

[shutthefoxup]

....I thought it would be less weird. It is not less weird.

[neigh_sayer]

What's even weirder is literally any part of my body can do that right now! I'm like an unliving puzzle!

[shutthefoxup]

[This is not the time to think about your boyfriends dick...]

[neigh_sayer]

[ISN'T IT THO]

Your mind sure did just go somewhere, huh.

[shutthefoxup]

I thought something and now I can't unthink it.

[neigh_sayer]

Tell me tell me tell me!

[shutthefoxup]

I'm not giving you this forbidden knowledge.

[Covers C's face with his hands]

[neigh_sayer]

[zombie gnaws at his hand]

[shutthefoxup]

[Poofs into a bat and perches on his head]

Don't put strange people in your mouth.

[neigh_sayer]

[!!! bat!! tries to reach up for him]

Are you calling yourself strange?

[shutthefoxup]

Jokingly. I'm the most normal guy here, thank you very much.

[neigh_sayer]

[??????]

Wow, you say this with such confidence.

[shutthefoxup]

[Bat nesting in his hair]

[neigh_sayer]

How dare you be adorable.

[shutthefoxup]

I do what I want. I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaat.

[neigh_sayer]

But do you have rabies?

[shutthefoxup]

Oh, deeee~eeefinitely.

[neigh_sayer]

Eeeeew, get out of my hair! You'll infect me!

[shutthefoxup]

[Burrowing into his hair more with little squeaky noises that are probably laughter]