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[featherbeaned]

Who: Idols! Monsters! Monstrous idols ...?
Where: Anywhere, everywhere
When: 298. early morning

[What are you up to?]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

[laughs!! rolls near his feet]

I got you! Ahaha! Hey ummm, pick me up.

[young_atlas]

....if your body jumps out, I will throw you. [FAIR WARNING FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS.]

[But will. Pick up. Its fine. This is fine.]

[neigh_sayer]

I would neeeeever.

[his body in the background shuffles back behind a bush;;;]

[young_atlas]

Of course not. [Glanced back towards the bush.]

So this a square?

[neigh_sayer]

Oh maybe, I haven't checked yet! My limbs started falling off and so I couldn't pass up taking advantage of that. What are you?

[young_atlas]

Changeling. A....Were-troll of sorts.

[And he has NO IDEA WHY HE KNOWS THIS, and it's extremely disconcerting.]

Do you...have all of them?

[neigh_sayer]

Wow that's highly specific and probably not relevant to you on any other day. [snorts]

I have the parts that matter.

[young_atlas]

Nope, definitely not. [A little quick there.]

...if you say so.

....actually. Have your body walk towards me, I think you can help me with one.

[neigh_sayer]

Oooh? Okay then!

Hey! Body! Get over here. The jig's up, alas.

[......body pokes out of bushes like ??? booooo]

[young_atlas]

Yep.

[He will wait for the body to get close.]

[Then he actually growls, holding C's head close.] Mine!

[And then he's turning and BOLTING from the body.]

[....listen, he needed to be territorial.]

[neigh_sayer]

[WHEEZE]

Is this a headnapping?!

[body BLINDLY TRYING TO CHASE]

[young_atlas]

Can only be a headnapping if you weren't already mine.

[Grinning down at C briefly because he's joking, but he is gonna make his body chase him a bit and growl at it if it manages to get too close.]

[neigh_sayer]

[HEAD SLOWLY TURNS TO LOOK UP AT HIM]

Oh no no no, you are MINE. Get 'im, body!!

[...his body is way too frail to get anything]

[young_atlas]

[He does eventually let the body catch up and just]

[Hand on shoulder.]

....C, you might need to start going to the gym.

[neigh_sayer]

NEVER.

[young_atlas]

You really should.

Hmmm, I suppose the body could be said to be mine too. [Thoughtful nod.]

[Then will hand over his head to himself.]

[neigh_sayer]

[plopping it back on and it magically stitches back in place]

Your transformation has made you pretty cocky, huh?

[young_atlas]

That's-

Really, it's more just getting out, I think.

[And he needs to focus on Not His Aggression because this whole transformation unnerves him.]

[neigh_sayer]

Uh huh. Well, that's a talk for later. This game is pretty fun, otherwise.

[young_atlas]

It's.

Certainly something.