double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

What d'you expect with the downfall of morality in this country? Kids today, right?

[hexsplosive]

I know, right? Why, back in my day, we kept all of our lascivious conduct behind closed doors.

[unbr8kable]

But now behind those doors is just a bunch of night-vision cameras for the latest social media smash. Dark days, truly.

[hexsplosive]

When will the good ol' days come back to us? Or are we forever stuck in this swirling mess of moral turpentine?

[purposeful use of the wrong word, there]

[unbr8kable]

Is this where we repent? Or where we decide what the hell and complete the heel turn?

[hexsplosive]

Hey, it's as I always say.

["always say," as though she isn't completely without memories]

If you're going to go down burning, then go down burning in style, right?

[unbr8kable]

That's the kind of stuff I like to hear. You've got purpose! You've got flair! You're rocking that outfit, good job.

[hexsplosive]

[poses dramatically, one hand on her hip, and the other with her finger pointed towards the ceiling]

Confidence is half the battle. ☆ The other half is aesthetic!





Which I'm still working on.

[unbr8kable]

Not feeling your team's wardrobe selection? You can get somebody on the other teams to buy stuff for you if you want.

[hexsplosive]

Uuugh, I just don't know if this whole "futuristic" schtick is my thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm a dedicated woman of science now.

[WHAT'S A SCIENCE]

But where are the fluffy collars! The bells! The swooping capes and floppy hats!

[unbr8kable]

Alcheme? I guess we've got some capes, too; never looked at the hat selection.

[hexsplosive]

[when she gets her first witch memory she is BEELINING for alcheme]

Oho! I'll bear that in mind as soon as I work on the presentation of my stage image. I've got to pick a theme, you know?

[unbr8kable]

Like..."space" or "under the sea"?

[hexsplosive]

I was thinking more "charismatic sidekick character with a dark and broody past," but hey! Those work, too.

[she jokes now, but wait until she starts getting memories back]

[unbr8kable]

Ohh, okay. Who would you wanna be sidekick to? I see you as a spotlight-having kind of person.

[hexsplosive]

Even a sidekick has an entire character arc dedicated to their development, hmmm? So long as I'm not the protagonist, I'm content to sidekick for whoever is hiring!

And whoever can pay the most.

[unbr8kable]

So you don't care if it's some smelly bad guy so long as he's got the cash?

[hexsplosive]

What defines "bad guy," anyway? When you put it like that it sounds like some arbitrary label slapped onto someone who happens to be disliked.

[unbr8kable]

Well, yeah. Good and bad are completely subjective. Don’t work for some douche who won’t treat you right, though. You deserve better.

[hexsplosive]

What a kind thing for you to say! Is this the fabled "buttpat" you're offering the populace?

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, I guess it sorta is. You’re a lady who knows what she wants, and that’s a good thing. You might find randos whotry to manipulate or take advantage of you, but I know youlll be strong enough to resist.

[hexsplosive]

[dramatically, one hand placed over her heart]

Thank you, thank you very much, you are too kind! I assure you I adore all of my very loving fans equally! I'll be signing autographs in about an hour if you're interested. ☆

[unbr8kable]

...For real?

[hexsplosive]

Only if you are! Otherwise, to save face, I'll laugh it off as a joke.

[AT LEAST SHE IS HONEST]

[unbr8kable]

Oh man, Intensity must love you. I think I gotta hold off until you're famous for something, first. If you start making with the inventions though, we should talk.