double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[hexsplosive]

Uuugh, I just don't know if this whole "futuristic" schtick is my thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm a dedicated woman of science now.

[WHAT'S A SCIENCE]

But where are the fluffy collars! The bells! The swooping capes and floppy hats!

[unbr8kable]

Alcheme? I guess we've got some capes, too; never looked at the hat selection.

[hexsplosive]

[when she gets her first witch memory she is BEELINING for alcheme]

Oho! I'll bear that in mind as soon as I work on the presentation of my stage image. I've got to pick a theme, you know?

[unbr8kable]

Like..."space" or "under the sea"?

[hexsplosive]

I was thinking more "charismatic sidekick character with a dark and broody past," but hey! Those work, too.

[she jokes now, but wait until she starts getting memories back]

[unbr8kable]

Ohh, okay. Who would you wanna be sidekick to? I see you as a spotlight-having kind of person.

[hexsplosive]

Even a sidekick has an entire character arc dedicated to their development, hmmm? So long as I'm not the protagonist, I'm content to sidekick for whoever is hiring!

And whoever can pay the most.

[unbr8kable]

So you don't care if it's some smelly bad guy so long as he's got the cash?

[hexsplosive]

What defines "bad guy," anyway? When you put it like that it sounds like some arbitrary label slapped onto someone who happens to be disliked.

[unbr8kable]

Well, yeah. Good and bad are completely subjective. Don’t work for some douche who won’t treat you right, though. You deserve better.

[hexsplosive]

What a kind thing for you to say! Is this the fabled "buttpat" you're offering the populace?

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, I guess it sorta is. You’re a lady who knows what she wants, and that’s a good thing. You might find randos whotry to manipulate or take advantage of you, but I know youlll be strong enough to resist.

[hexsplosive]

[dramatically, one hand placed over her heart]

Thank you, thank you very much, you are too kind! I assure you I adore all of my very loving fans equally! I'll be signing autographs in about an hour if you're interested. ☆

[unbr8kable]

...For real?

[hexsplosive]

Only if you are! Otherwise, to save face, I'll laugh it off as a joke.

[AT LEAST SHE IS HONEST]

[unbr8kable]

Oh man, Intensity must love you. I think I gotta hold off until you're famous for something, first. If you start making with the inventions though, we should talk.

[hexsplosive]

"Love" is such a strong and positive word. . .!

[lol]

And although I may be a dedicated woman of science now, apparently, I intend to become famous for my performance charms over my inventions.

[aka she doesn't know where the fuck to start inventing]

[unbr8kable]

[:3]

Hah... Gonna make something to beef up your performances, then?

[hexsplosive]

[uuuh]

I'm still working on my brand.

[unbr8kable]

You're gonna brand people?? Not that I don't think there's an audience for it...

[hexsplosive]

Noooo, my brand! The unique traits and quirks that define me? Infinity?

[unbr8kable]

The endless void?

[hexsplosive]

Well, yes. But that also happens to be my name! The great, magnificent, illustrious, boy-do-I-have-to-work-on-this-introduction, Infinity!

[unbr8kable]

Mmm... Maybe a fog machine'd help? Get that mysterious feel, plus it means you can have a laser light show wherever you go.

[hexsplosive]

[what's a laser light show. what's a fog machine]

Your suggestions are noted, and I'll be certain to tell you if they make the cut at a later date.