double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

...For real?

[hexsplosive]

Only if you are! Otherwise, to save face, I'll laugh it off as a joke.

[AT LEAST SHE IS HONEST]

[unbr8kable]

Oh man, Intensity must love you. I think I gotta hold off until you're famous for something, first. If you start making with the inventions though, we should talk.

[hexsplosive]

"Love" is such a strong and positive word. . .!

[lol]

And although I may be a dedicated woman of science now, apparently, I intend to become famous for my performance charms over my inventions.

[aka she doesn't know where the fuck to start inventing]

[unbr8kable]

[:3]

Hah... Gonna make something to beef up your performances, then?

[hexsplosive]

[uuuh]

I'm still working on my brand.

[unbr8kable]

You're gonna brand people?? Not that I don't think there's an audience for it...

[hexsplosive]

Noooo, my brand! The unique traits and quirks that define me? Infinity?

[unbr8kable]

The endless void?

[hexsplosive]

Well, yes. But that also happens to be my name! The great, magnificent, illustrious, boy-do-I-have-to-work-on-this-introduction, Infinity!

[unbr8kable]

Mmm... Maybe a fog machine'd help? Get that mysterious feel, plus it means you can have a laser light show wherever you go.

[hexsplosive]

[what's a laser light show. what's a fog machine]

Your suggestions are noted, and I'll be certain to tell you if they make the cut at a later date.

[unbr8kable]

[you will like them trust me]

If they do, let me know because I want one. Except with pyrotechnics, probably.

[hexsplosive]

[someone introduce her asap]

Na~turally! Fire can make any performance immediately ten thousand times better1

[unbr8kable]

I knew I liked you for a reason.

[she thumbs at herself]

Nemesis, Avante en Garde. Somebody or something around here start giving you trouble, gimme a call. I'll straighten 'em out.

[hexsplosive]

[places her hands over heart]

Infinity-- as you have long since learned-- and I'll make sure to file your contact info into my cute little address book.

[unbr8kable]

You customized your address book?

[hexsplosive]

Of course I would!






If I actually had one.

[unbr8kable]

Oh. Well, I do literally live upstairs from you, so it's not really a big deal.

[hexsplosive]

If I bang on the ceiling, will that be enough for you to come running?

[don't take advantage of this, Infinity]

[unbr8kable]

Might make Wild City come running, so I think you should try it.

[hexsplosive]

No~ted! I'll let you know how the results of that experiment go.

[unbr8kable]

Definitely do. I bet you could charm those animals pretty easy, come to think of it.

[hexsplosive]

I know absolutely nothing about animal taming, but hey. I'm willing to give it a shot.

[unbr8kable]

It's okay, they're only animals sometimes.