mistletoe 2: mistletoe harder

[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Game Tower, to start
When: Day 187

[ It's snowing outside. . . ! So it's pretty cold. You know what's not cold, though? The Game Tower! It's nice and warm and you are definitely being yoinked out of wherever you currently are for a possibly familiar ~game~. Don't worry though: you don't have to stay.

Instead of the elevators opening, the rules just appear on your phone. There's hot cocoa provided in the lobby, though in limited quantity and all of them come with marshmallows. Mandatory marshmallows. If you don't like marshmallows, well, too bad!

Incidentally, there are also a bunch of green plants growing around . . . everywhere. Everywhere!! At the doorways, in the elevators, just hanging from the ceiling, growing parasitically on plants that aren't even mistletoe . . . !? Where did they come from!? They're all tied with a red ribbon too, to make them more easily visible and clearly part of the game. They're not restricted to the game tower, either - the only places mistletoe doesn't show up in are the unit dorms. ]

RULES | TURN-IN - due 12/26/19 @ 6PM PST

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[arealeyeopener]

Hey love, I'm here.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[In the ten minutes that Intensity had to furiously prepare for Shine's arrival, he has procured one (1) bouquet of roses (red of course) and one (1) bottle of alcohol which may or may not be from Shine's homeworld. All Eldritch horror wines look the same in the point shop, okay!!!]

Cupcake.

There you are.

[arealeyeopener]

Aw, you do care.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Gets down on one knee for Shine, holding the bouquet out.

This will never happen ever again for as long as they both may live so YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS, WIFE-Y]

[arealeyeopener]

[omg

takes the bouquet, struggling not to laugh]

Now this IS romance.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[And the next part, which is somehow even more difficult than the flowers]

Let's go see one of your shitty movies at the theater.





[Nailed it!]

[arealeyeopener]

I'm gonna make you actually do it ya know.

Trying to win a wooing prize?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. I know. My suffering in Hell knows no bounds.

[And then he gets to his feet so he can loom down over Shine]

I'm trying to make the effort of you coming out into the open during on one of your least favorite games worthwhile.

Is it working?

[arealeyeopener]

I don't hate it, just don't really give a shit either?

[shrugs and reaches for the alcohol]

I'm here though. Call and I come.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Hands the bottle over]

Yes. I wasn't going to partake either, but---

[He kind of. Got goaded into his own bet when trying to trick a newbie]

[arealeyeopener]

What happened?

[popping open the galaxy booze]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I dared him to kiss a member of every unit and he bet me to do the same.

And I'm not kissing any of the children. So.

[HERE WE ARE]

[arealeyeopener]

You mean you don't wanna lay a smooch on Medusa or Silence?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[This.

Look]

[arealeyeopener]

Well, lay it on me, darling.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course, apple dumpling.

[And he leans down to bring some romance into their loveless marriage of convenience]

[arealeyeopener]

[URGE TO HEADBUTT INTENSIFIES

but enh. Goes with it. Two parents kissing and oh boy size difference]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wow. Intensity will have you know that he really only kisses small people.

And they all top him. Effortlessly. Without fail.

Anyway, the kiss doesn't go on for very long because there's no rule that says it has to so---]

Three down. Nine to go.

[arealeyeopener]

My husband the cheater.

[butt slaps his husband]

Go get 'em tiger.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Makes an truly undignified sound]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Spare me. You're in an open relationship with alcohol.

Movie date later then, honey bunches.

[arealeyeopener]

It'll be a classic.

[imma make u fucking watch Kindergarten Cop]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Truly this is my hell-wife]

Of course it will be. Enjoy your horror-wine.