LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

[iamverybadass]

Ugh...

It will not be difficult for me to deal with anyone who wants more than just a sketch, but ideally I won't run into any fans of that nature.

[shutthefoxup]

It's a barter system here, so trading sketches to fans to get them to pay for things is totally viable. That or promising to give someone a shout out on the show when we get back. Photos, phone messages, signatures, those kinds of things. It works best to travel in pairs or more though, in case the person isn't a fan of yours.

[iamverybadass]

I really want to argue that I don't need a chaperone, but with all the bizarre powers demons have...

[ Huffs!! Complete with a little puff of smoke ]

I will avoid being alone.

[shutthefoxup]

It's for the best, considering how little we really know about this place and our situation. Even I don't plan to be alone much.

[iamverybadass]

I know. It is the most strategically sound choice, but I miss...just being in a city. A real city.

At home I would be out on the rooftops already, but it isn't safe or wise here. I suppose it's just more reason to keep working towards escape.

[shutthefoxup]

[Tugs his cheek]

A little roof time probably won’t hurt.

[iamverybadass]

[ Bats at his hand ]

Tonight, perhaps. If you can keep up.

[shutthefoxup]

I'll do my best.

[iamverybadass]

Good. I think you'd enjoy it.

[shutthefoxup]

[Hums in agreement]

So...how DID you get out anyways?

[iamverybadass]

[ His mood drops like a switch was flipped, and he glances away out the window ]

...I called Azzy.

[shutthefoxup]

...

[iamverybadass]

[ Glances over just long enough to see his face and then away again ]

It was the logical choice. Azzy was behind the mission. He would have a stake in making sure we got out before anyone realized who we really were. And the other options were to call home from Hell which would have just made you look suspicious, or hope one of the idiotic plans the band of useless clowns I was stuck with was going to work.

[shutthefoxup]

Were you guys aware you were in this level? Or did you think you were in Heaven?

[iamverybadass]

I suspected it was a Hell, but I only confirmed it after speaking with Azzy.

[shutthefoxup]

Then what happened? Or do you want to tell me how things happened from the start?

[iamverybadass]

I can summarize what happened before I called him.

We stepped through the portal, and half of us came to in jail. And everyone immediately began to...to do whatever ridiculous thought came into their head first. Making demands. Trying to steal keys off a guard. Trying to break the bars. Using their powers on the guards! Ineffectively!

No one was making so much as an attempt at disguising their efforts! So I requested my call before they revoked them for all of us, made it, and learned that tricking them was going to be the best option. I took an invisibility potion so I could return unnoticed and planned to have a member of Zrael use their power to convince the guards a Producer was demanding our release, but they were both gone when I returned.

Additionally, some absolute moron had stabbed one of the guards while I was gone. We were fucked, so I resorted to brute force and frog materia. Less than ideal, but it got us out.

[shutthefoxup]

I’m...did they all just forget that they’re not going to want to re cast that many idols?

[iamverybadass]

I do not know what they were thinking, and I do not care. None of them should have been involved if that is the level they operate at.

[shutthefoxup]

Mm, a lot of that group is hot headed or unpredictable or probably hasn't bothered reading the notes that are available to everyone.

[iamverybadass]

Intensity should have prepared them better.

[shutthefoxup]

Would half of them have listened though?

[iamverybadass]

If they would refuse to listen, they should never have been there.

[shutthefoxup]

[Pokes Talon's forehead]

Maybe them refusing to listen is why they "should have" been there though. Depending on who you ask. Isn't it a little suspicious you guys were the only ones that wound up in jail? While the guy leading this thing didn't?

[iamverybadass]

[ grumbles and rubs the spot he poked ]

Aradia said it was because we lacked faith in the ritual for the portal. I did suspect it would be a trap, or that we were being lied to about where we were sent...