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Who: You!
Where: Hotel!
When: Day 124, morning!

[ Good morning.

It happened again.

You can't see the sunlight from the lobby.

Do you think you'll just have to live like this forever? ]

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Enjoying your haul, Commander?

[Cardigan, after a struggle, manages to stop laughing and breath for a couple of words.]

—I must be.

[Pointing to the body pillow]

Is this a welcome addition to your home or---

I hardly have room in the bed for this and Amaranth, so I need to get rid of it.

[Processing... processing...

Oh.

Nice]

Are you sure? What if she was into a threesome?

Then we'd find a person, not a pillow. And I guess I'd have to buy a bigger bed.

[Just laughs]

I take it congratulations are in order.

Yes. [Cardigan's practically glowing.] Come on, maybe there's something that can help destroy this thing in your lab.

Fine. Fine. Only if we can get it in without scaring the children.

Would any of your children be scared of a large, sexual pillow?

[Cardigan tries to fold it and it does not go particularly well due to... its thicness. Eventually they settle on throwing it face-down over their shoulder.]

Let's go.

Maybe all of them.

[Looking at the stack of mail blocking... well, everything]

It'll be easier if we go outside.

Good point. Lead on, Chief.

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[When they do arrive outside the lobby doors, there is a whoosh of air and the scrape of metal as Blue Eyes lands before them.

She bends a wing graciously for Cardigan to hop on]

After you.

[They feel bad about burdening such a lovely creature with an obscene pillow, but it can't be avoided. cardigan's strokes Blue Eyes's wing and swing themself up.]

She's lovely. I wonder what she would look like as a pillow.

[That might get a hint of a flush to rise up Intensity's cheeks. Fuck, he never thought about that. Plushes and other ridiculous fanmail, yes. But as a pillow]

Don't give the fans any more fodder than they already have.

[And he climbs up behind Cardigan ASAP in an effort to get them from noticing]

[You can't fool a sniper's eye, Intensity, but at least Cardigan keeps the observation to themself for now.]

Yes, Chief.

Edited 2019-06-18 02:13 (UTC)

[Welcome to FiN's balcony:

FiN's balcony, accessed via a motion-activated sliding glass door feels more like a futuristic hangar than a balcony. It is almost entirely enclosed with the exception of a large opening across from the entry door. One huge rounded viewport window runs along each wall, giving a good view of the city. The interior features a landing strip and for some reason at the end of it is a dragon-sized pet bed.

Intensity lands Blue Eyes on the landing strip, jumping off her back before she actually lands. Like he is prone to do]

[Cardigan slides down, stroking Blue Eye's side as they move away.]

Our porch is a lot homier.

Homey is exactly what I was looking for. Though---

Hmmm.

The view would be better from a higher floor. Should we swapsies?

Appropriate as that would be, no thanks. I like being able to keep an eye on everyone.

Is that what you do all day in your castle tower?

[Gestures for them to follow him to the lab. Blue Eyes is going to go curl up in her bed and "snooze"]

Now let's see what we can do for you.

[After some maneuvering, Cardigan finally just settles on carrying the pillow bridal style.]

Lead on.

[Into the lab they go. It has a few additions - mostly tech junk stolen from the hospital (and a few miscellaneous baubles from the arcade)]

You don't have to burn it, you know. We can just remake it into something a bit more--- child friendly.

Might be a good conversation starter the next time you have her in your bed.

The next time I have her in my bed, conversation is not going to be a priority.

Not one for dirty talk, I see.

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