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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Hotel!
When: Day 124, morning!

[ Good morning.

It happened again.

You can't see the sunlight from the lobby.

Do you think you'll just have to live like this forever? ]

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[liarliarliar]

[looking through his mail]

Why are people mad at me I don't even know what I did to be fun killer...

[as he balances a Gold plush on his head]

[asonoficeandfire]

[coming over, holding two plush cats]

I've stopped questioning the logic behind all these letters... and I don't think you're a fun killer.

[nohalation]

[She smiles fondly at the cute sheep doodle from a familiar fan, and then she is slowly going through the pages of a flip book, not quite realizing what she is suppose to do with it, but she seems to like it anyway, and a nice letter about hair tips!

And then there was an interesting terrible letter mixed in with all of that. She stares at it blankly without an inch of movement in her face before sorting it with the rest of them.]

How nice!

[ididntsaybanana]

Got a good haul?

[artisticliberty]

[squints]

... this is...









[unfurls the pinup of A to examine it more closely]

[ididntsaybanana]

Hmm? What is it?

[asonoficeandfire]

[this doujin gets a frown as he leafs through it before he puts it down. the letter he lets out a small huff at]

I'd think it would be rather obvious by now that I don't dye my hair...

[... aaand going to stare for a moment at the plush cats because what they are pretty amazing? he can deal with continuously getting more cat things yes please]

[nohalation]

Why do they think you dye it...

[mywife]

[holds up poster, toss to the side]

I am the law.

[holds up headshots, toss to the side]

I shall hang these up to celebrate my glorious appearance, it is acceptable.

[holds up letter, toss to the side]

I am unaware of any children that I might have but I have read I have many. Hmph.

YOU MAY RECEIVE THIS GLORY OF YOUR FATHER.

[holds up doujin and flips through it, toss to the side]

I continue to receive offerings dedicated to my constant conquers of seduction though I suppose envy and desire is unavoidable as my physical appearance is perfection. [Hmmm.] Though he might not be a god, I would not be surprised if C of Alcheme was a mischievous demon.

[holds up letter, toss to the side]

If I find that they deserve such an honor, they may bring themselves to me.

[holds up, toss to the side]

If my voice was stolen, I will simply kill the one responsible. I do not need sympathy.

[constellationprize]

[ tugging his sleeve ]

I think this is supposed to be a different kind of "daddy"!

[constellationprize]

[ most of the mail that she gets seems to garner a complicated expression, sort of. vaguely suppressed discontent with whatever it is she's reading, but as she reaches the doujin she breaks into a smile, face growing progressively more red

but she's stuffing as much of her mail as she can into her bag. to leave her hands empty. they have to be free

they must be free, because she is grabbing every daki of whisky and lucifel that she sees. if you have one or are near one assume she is even going out of her way to approach you. ]

- Hi! Um... It's fine if you want to have it, but if you're okay with giving it to someone else, then...

[avestan]

Are you really gonna collect them all...

[floriographys]

[Time to go through mail. He uh. Seems to really like one of them. Sorry Tatsuya, Nya can't help but like they way you look all ruined like that. As long as it isn't actually killing you!!!!

The next one he looks at, his smile fading.]

AM I too happy lately??? I think I'm the fucking baseline of happy. Fucking fans, I tell you. [Looks towards a camera, pointing accusingly.]

I'm not here for you!

[forgottenmercy]

They really, ah, forget that...

[ididntsaybanana]

[ He stares a bit at the large plush banana that has his armored form. He's not ungrateful for it, but it's not something he really needs or wants. The same to the croconana he gets, as well. Why are people sending him so many plushes?! ]

Huh, maybe Kaguya or Apple would want one of these . . .

[ This message to him makes him smirk though; he loves a challenge like this ]

I guess I'll start making more cute friends out of spite then. Game on, asshole.

[ He flips to the next message and pauses before he sighs ]

Why do I keep getting asked to rank who's hot or who I'd date? Eh, whatever.

[ And finally he gets to this and he stares for a moment before he gives another sigh and folds it up neatly to put into his pocket ]

It's almost creepy to be watched like this but I can't just throw this away.

[sunflowering]

What? Was someone bullying you, Oniichan?

[avestan]

[looks through his mail, collecting most of it in a pile - the letters, the doujins, the plushes and the banner. the fanarts are getting quietly folded away for later, hopefully without anyone noticing.

as for the cup, he's holding that up with a very impressed look]

Wow, it's perfect.

[also he's casually ignoring any and all dakis, thanks]

[nohalation]

[SOMEONE IS RUNNING VERY QUICKLY AT YOU]

WaaaaaAAaaAaaAaAaAAA!!! I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW!

[letgrow]

[Smiling happily over her fanmail, cradling the cup and artworks carefully]

[yourprintswillcome]

Oh? You look rather happy. What did you get?

[liftoft]

Damn... we just keep gettin' more popular!

[ but stoops down to start shifting through his mail ]

Guess I should probably respond to people this time...

[puzzlers]

You get something good, X?

[shutthefoxup]

[Sitting on a pile of dakimuras and holding up the bra..........A small pile of letters and posters in his lap as two tsumtsums sit atop his head. It's fanmail time again.]

I am so....

[constellationprize]

... Do you need help putting it on? A lot of them have hooks in the back!

[yourprintswillcome]

[ He holds the cup up and looks it over ]

. . . why do I feel like this is somehow Hakase's fault?

[ Hakase = U ]

[wantstheddd]

It’s not. I’m innocent this time.

[rollplayinghouse]

[Of her mail, the doujin and the meme get a cold look before being ripped in half immediately and tossed in a pile to wait for the fire, and all the letters get only brief glances before going the same way.

The only thing she appears to linger over is a cute spiral notebook full of hand-written recipes, which she flips through absently while leaning against an assorted pile of dakimakuras.]

Not really what I expected...

[sunflowering]

[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ]

Hello, Maki-san. [ Trying a smile...!]

Um, it looks like... you got some rough mail?

[syckophant]

[Ah, that is cute.]

I don't think I've ever gotten anything like this before! Hmm! Very impressive~

[Eichi takes a seat and looks over a uh... survey.]

A vid. If I am to be interviewed I should get paid for my time. Or an auction? [He attempts to wave someone over then!!! Anyone works.]

Do you think anyone here would be interested in hearing the answers to these things? I'm trying to decide if an auction Live would be worth the trouble.

[purrrnicious]

[fucking leo again tho]

. . .How would you make it an auction? Like, what would people even bid on?

[bluerosestyle]

[Sol is So Confused this time. his first letter already gets him to squint at it, but then he opens the funko pop

and stares at it




from different angles





]

How is this supposed to be Kirito...?

[ididntsaybanana]

Who's Kirito?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[He pokes through his stuff, curious - outright grins at the pool leg art and folds it up, gentle, to put in his pocket. And he laughs aloud at the hand made figures and the note about the togas.]

Hope it lived up to expectations, dude.

[He gets... a lot more subdued when he starts paging through this doujin, and a whole lot paler when he picks out the diorama of the kitchen.]

[This one he crumples up to jam in his pocket, awaiting the inevitable bonfire.]

[Then he just - pauses, for a beat or two. Takes a breath in. And starts digging through the dakimakuras to see if there's any cool ones with action hero-y poses.]

[iamverybadass]

... Get something unpleasant?

[iamverybadass]

[ Talon's got a cute little Silver plush, but he's frowning dubiously at this instead ]

Can we trade our fans in for more mature ones?

[irregular]

You don't want those ones either.

[This sure is a 32-chapter illustrated fanfic about his sex life involving some dude he hates, yup.]

[notadrop]

[ just reading this ]

Haha, woooooow! What kind of person do they think I am, ehehe~

[avestan]

[peering over his shoulder]

Yeah, there's no way you'd get anything for auctioning off that guy.

[foolmetwice]

[Mars sure got some mail but the most IMPORTANT mail he got are a bunch of sexy dakimakuras]

[he's currently surrounded by a pile of them]

[staring at a sex demon one with A's face]

[looking like a man who just saw what lies in the abyss]

Why.

[. . . anyway he also has a picture of CONGRATS ON THE SEX cake and a cute Lily figure which he is tucking into his pocket for safekeeping S O]

[artisticliberty]

[is there a demon fox in there]

A truly impressive haul...

[unbr8kable]

[Sorts through her haul, grinning at the posters, flushing at the porn, and simply staring oddly at the Lucifel painting (and the supportive letter for that matter). Probably ends up staring at those last two the most, though if someone passes, she'll deftly place them beneath the posters (or possibly more distractingly, the body pillow)]

What kinda people have this much time on their hands, anyways...

[crossmyheartandhope]

The kinda people who'd watch a show like this, probly.

Get anything good?

... LIVE!

[criminaljustice]

[it's the usual trashbonfire, folks!]

YO. TO COMMEMORATE THIS WONDERFUL POSTER!

[here, he dramatically holds up some pretty nice poster of Bad End being fanmail burning VILLAINS]

I figure I'd let you know I'm keeping this one!

[holds up a plush and note]

This, however, can go!

[bye, bondage plush.]

And as for the one telling me to smile more--thanks for saying I have a nice smile, but fuck off with telling me what to do.

[and bye to that note]

No comment on the horrors sent to everyone. They can all burn for all I care.

[anyway, he sure is gonna keep that poster. it makes him happy.]

[foolmetwice]

[Mars has EXTRA dakimakuras. . . of sex demon prim, and sex demon joker, and sex demon a, and sex demon lily, and--]

I'm gonna need an extra big fire.

[forgottenmercy]

[perching on the stairs, looking through his mail. he does not seem to have much today, which is nice, but he regards one letter with a gentle smile full of edged sweetness, before looking up as if to address a camera.]

No.

[just as gentle and full of edged sweetness, before he lifts up the letter he was looking at in both hands and tears it in half, gently resting the pieces on his lap.]

[ididntsaybanana]

. . . bad fanmail?

[420blazeit]

[ fanmail is definitely the coolest thing about this place. she loves all of her fans. the not!fans too. their tears are her viagra~~~ and she's not going to stop doing what she wants 💔 so sorry not sorry. ]

[ she's constructed a dakimakura fort, which she is currently sitting atop reading through her arts, doujins, fics, and notes. ]

Hahahahahahaha. [ is she dying? she might be dying. ] I can't believe it! [ best. day. ever. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, nice. Check out that haul!

[arealeyeopener]

[staring at this tbh]

[resonantblue]

[she can't even form words, the girl inaptly named silence who will break Every Silence cannot form words]