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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Hotel!
When: Day 124, morning!

[ Good morning.

It happened again.

You can't see the sunlight from the lobby.

Do you think you'll just have to live like this forever? ]

Comments

... LIVE!

[criminaljustice]

[it's the usual trashbonfire, folks!]

YO. TO COMMEMORATE THIS WONDERFUL POSTER!

[here, he dramatically holds up some pretty nice poster of Bad End being fanmail burning VILLAINS]

I figure I'd let you know I'm keeping this one!

[holds up a plush and note]

This, however, can go!

[bye, bondage plush.]

And as for the one telling me to smile more--thanks for saying I have a nice smile, but fuck off with telling me what to do.

[and bye to that note]

No comment on the horrors sent to everyone. They can all burn for all I care.

[anyway, he sure is gonna keep that poster. it makes him happy.]

[foolmetwice]

[Mars has EXTRA dakimakuras. . . of sex demon prim, and sex demon joker, and sex demon a, and sex demon lily, and--]

I'm gonna need an extra big fire.

[criminaljustice]

[...














snerk.]

You sure you don't want to keep the Devil?

[look, you. you gave him this ammo]

1/2

[foolmetwice]

[turns red]

[foolmetwice]

Fuck you, and no, it's going into the fire, which is where you can shove it.

[ANYWAY SEX DEMON JOKER DAKI IS GOING INTO THE FLAME FIRST]

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[forgottenmercy]

[gently tosses two halves of a letter into the bonfire.]

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[criminaljustice]

Not great, huh.

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[forgottenmercy]

It...was not good, yes.

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[purrrnicious]

[Actually not burning anything for once somehow!!]

Having fun~?

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[criminaljustice]

So much fun.

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[purrrnicious]

Don't enjoy it too much, or they might stop sending you kindling.

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[rollwillpowercheck]

[very deliberately drops in two letters and an image... and then two doujinshi, almost as an afterthought.]

Oh no. Somehow my mail seems to have fallen into the fire. What terrible luck.

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[criminaljustice]

How terrible.

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[rollwillpowercheck]

It all happened so fast...

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[rollplayinghouse]

[Maki's dumping the vast majority of her mail in the fire again. Including, most notably, a doujin in which she makes Sekhmet her slave.]

Not quite as bad as last time, but still.

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[criminaljustice]

They're probably off chasing the newest shiny, let's be real.

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[rollplayinghouse]

The newest thing like me dying or forcing the person who killed me to walk off a cliff?

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[irregular]

[K's just gonna walk up as casually as he can manage, so not very, and start feeding the fire, dropping in the opening pages of what looks to be some kind of story.

[And more pages.

[And more pages.

[And more pages. Was that a picture on that one?

[And more pages.

[And more pages.

[And a letter.

[And another picture.

[And more pages.

[And-- look, this is gonna take a while, okay?

[It's not like K asked for all all thirty-two arsing chapters of someone's life work where he apparently suffers some kind of head injury and decides he wants to fuck that bastard on Bad End, with pictures for his goddamn sins, but now he's got them he's gotta dispose of them properly, right?

[Into the fire they go, and still they come.]

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[criminaljustice]

[... wow. uh.]

Are you in need of sympathetic shoulder pats or just solemn understanding nods?

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[nihilmancy]

[Oh look, it is Sekhmet, who you may have heard bad things about lately? Something about her murdering people.

In any case, she is approaching, looking quite stricken, with her arms full of mail cheering her on for murder.]

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[criminaljustice]

[no one's named names, but you sure are making it obvious.

... small wave?]

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[strikeheaven]

Is this how we handle mail in hell?

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[criminaljustice]

Ones that need Constructive Criticism, yeah.

[foolishjourney]

[walks up to him and immediately holds up his phone to play this, straight faced]

[criminaljustice]

[... I.

well.]

Actually... funny story about our names...