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[fullbodied]

Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh, man, dude, it is on.

We doing this, or what?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Prepare to go down, Freckles.

[Stabs into a whole cake slice with his fork and picks it up, biting into it like an animal]

[crossmyheartandhope]

You're on, grandpa.

[Just. Picking his up with his hand. That's what hands are for, right? No one needs forks in a cake-eating contest.]

[gigadevilbreaker]

[More fool you, for a hand can fit multiple forks. He is turning into a cake-eating conveyor belt.

At least until the structural integrity starts to fail on these spongy desserts and one just falls onto his lap with a splat!]

Aw, c'mon! These are new!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Haha, oh my god. That one totally doesn't count unless you pick it back up.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Great, now it's gonna look like I shit myself.

[Stupid chocolate frosting grumble grumble. Well, he can't just LEAVE IT THERE, but this is giving Hurricane a significant lead.]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Shoulda gone with strawberry, I guess.

[OMNOM CAKE NOMNOM.]

[gigadevilbreaker]

Goddammit.

[Well he's obviously going to lose at this rate, but that doesn't mean he's giving up. Griffin's still going to make a valiant attempt to catch up. Valiant but futile.]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Awww, yeah, the taste of sweet cake victory.]

[He jumps to his feet as soon as the last piece is done, hands in the air!!!]

[gigadevilbreaker]

[There was no way this could've been called a close race. Griffin groaned and put down his fork, conceding defeat.]

All right, all right - I know when I'm beat.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You put on a pretty good show, though, dude. It was just your fork that let you down.