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Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

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Yep.

Are you here to challenge me? I have to say "I'm gonna win because you suck" but... between you and me?

[leans in, conspiratorially]

[. . . lol]

[leans forward, looking amused]

Buuuuut?

[she then gives him the cheekiest of grins]

I'm probably gonna lose.

[And then she stands, imitating coyote]

So are you ready to get your ass kicked by me, the Fang of Wild City, the Blazing Star of the North?!

Holy shit, that's an obnoxiously long name.

[HE'S CHARMED??? JUST A LITTLE BIT]

But bring it on. I'll kick your ass in video games and cake-eating.

[it's bait, but he's taking it]

Hey! Don't make fun of my name, or I'm gonna do more than kick your ass at cake eating!

[she has a head start, though. being on. 14 slices of cake.]

Yeah? How many slices have you had so far?

And where are you even getting this cake?

Don't worry about that part~

Just know, you've got to eat 14 pieces of cake.

Piece of cake.

Literally.

[ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES]

Bring it on.

[SHE IS GONNA PLACE A SLICE OF CAKE IN FRONT OF HIM.

she's ready... to watch him crash and burn.]

Fox failed to beat me, on an empty stomach. Juuuuuust so you know.

[. . . WHERE IS SHE EVEN GETTING THE CAKE!1]

Yeah? Well, guess what?

I'm not fox.

[HIMITSU, JUST ENJOY UR FUCKIN CAKE

or chicken out, ann is ok w that]

Biiiiiiiig words. Can't wait to see if you're just talk.

[why the fuck would he chicken out this is MARS we're talking about, here]

[he is shoving that slice of cake into his mouth asap]

[SHE'S JUST WATCHING, AND COUNTING HIS PLATES.

because she is 100% down for the count, she can't do it anymore]

[THIS IS THE MAN WHO HAS CONQUERED THE BIG BANG BURGER CHALLENGE]

[MANY TIMES]

[so while sweets may not be his thing I'm sorry North you may be in for a challenge]

[SHE'S WAITING, 15 PIECES OF CAKE IS STILL A LOT!]

[And she did admit she could lose]

[it isn't easy, and about halfway through--]

Hey. Are we allowed to drink some water? I think I'm gonna die of sugar intake.

Hmm... I guess water's okay.

[she doesn't seem concerned, at least]

Be right back.

[pops into the back to get a glass of water, and then returns chugging it down as quickly as he can]

[he slams the then empty glass down onto the table and takes his seat, and digs into piece number ten]

[HE'S ON A ROLL]

Wait, are you really gonna do it?! You're really gonna beat me??

[OH NO, SHE'S WORRIED NOW]

[lifts his gaze to stare at her]

[mouth curving into a smirk]

[and continues staring as he shoves more cake into his stupid mouth]

[SHE LOCKS EYES WITH HIM.

prove to her you can do this.

this is the most serious thing you will ever do, to earn her respect]

[SLICE THIRTEEN. . .]

[. . . his stomach kind of hurts. . .]

[surely... he has to be in pain.

just like she was.

DOES SHE SEE THE WEAKNESS.]

[YES. . . SHE DOES. . . especially when he picks up slice fourteen]

[but he's determined, and he's chasing it with some more water, and taking a break once he finishes slices fourteen[

[IS THIS WHERE HE IS DEFEATED]

[HE HAS TO HIT 15 TO WIN, SHE'S JUST WAITING... WITH BAITED BREATH.]