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[fullbodied]

Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

Comments

[fullbodied]

Damn it, Fox! I've already had I don't know how many pieces of cake!

[artisticliberty]

I take it that means you are conceding?

[fullbodied]

Never.

And you still owe me like five of those certificates anyway!

[she will regret this, after the nero battle]

/2

[artisticliberty]

You only need one to be crowned the Queen of Cake! Or King of Cake! And the victor has yet to be decided, anyway!

[artisticliberty]

[wait]

--did you say you don't know how many pieces of cake you've had so far?

[fullbodied]

... I just know I've had a lot.

[maybe 10]

[artisticliberty]

But then... how am I supposed to beat you if I do not know just how many pieces of cake to eat?

[SLUMPS, DEFEATED]

[fullbodied]

[she then starts counting on both her hands]

One, two, three... Then I had umm....

[more counting]

[artisticliberty]

[waits..............]

[fullbodied]

... Fourteen!

Give or take a piece.

[artisticliberty]

Very well. I shall eat fourteen pieces of cake, at the very least. As long as it is more than you have ingested, it is my victory.

[opens up his phone app]

Hmm, castella or baumkuchen...?

[fullbodied]

Why not both?

[artisticliberty]

Although I cannot imagine becoming tired of either type of cake, there is no harm in variety.

[getting himself some matcha castella and a ring of baumkuchen cake. this is already too much cake for one man.

also some hot tea for both of them]

Here, for both of us.

[fullbodied]

Ohh, tea looks so nice.

[she's. she's so full. it hasn't hit yet, but it will eventually. she's so full]

[artisticliberty]

[FOOL, IT WAS A TRAP. no not really, he's just being friendly.

and going to town on those cakes, om nom nom]

[fullbodied]

[SHE IS JUST. GOING TO STARE AT THE CAKE... and then at the tea...

and slowly take the tea.]

[artisticliberty]

[he has to take a break after... nine]

These are... quite filling...

[fullbodied]

Mmmmhm.

Thaaaaaaat they aaaaaaaaare.

[sugar high is hitting]

[artisticliberty]

[he makes it to slice thirteen and manages to finish eating it!!

and then slowly

slumps

to the floor]

[fullbodied]

[GASP]

Yusuke! Are you.... giving up?!

[artisticliberty]

I... I...!

[LIFTS HIMSELF UP







and then flops back down]

Yes. I concede.

[fullbodied]

I will take my certificate, please!

[she holds out her hand]

[artisticliberty]

[groans as he gets up because too much food x_x but he sighs and gets out his brush--]

Ah. That reminds me. I have been calling you Takamaki-san because it feels familiar to me, but would you prefer it if I used a different name?

[fullbodied]

Takamaki works-- but everyone else is calling me North.

I don't know much about myself, so I thought I'd wait to take back my real name.

[artisticliberty]

As you wish.

[writes "North" and underlines Queen on the certificate, and hands it to her]

The ink is still quite wet.