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Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

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If you were going to scold anyone, it'd have to be North. She's the one ruining appetites.

She ain't the kind of woman you can scold.

You can scold anyone if you're stern enough.

Wha––hey! What're you doing, trying to throw me under the bus with North?! You're the one who said I oughta scold her, don't pass off the blame to me! I don't accept hand-me-downs!

I'm only telling the truth! No one was talking about scolding anyone until you!

Guys.

If you start fighting over scolding me about my cake live, I'm gonna scold both of you.

Then scold away, you can gimme a verbal bruising!

[BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO PUT TALON IN A HEADLOCK.]

[ TURNS! INTO A BAT!! ]

You can't catch me that easily!

Hooh? You've gotta land eventually.

[ flutters up to one of the light fixtures to hang from it

and sticks his tiny bat tongue out at her ]

I can stay up here all day.

Hmm. . . so "Frog Materia", does that trump whichever power you're usin'?

Nature of the Beast.

[ and after a moment of hesitation he opens his wings a little in a gesture that's kind of like a shrug ]

I don't know if it does or not, but you have to catch me before you can find out.

Hey!

If they didn't want us to eat cake, they shouldn't have it available right now.

Don't blame me! Coyote's the one talking about scolding people.

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