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[fullbodied]

Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

Comments

[fullbodied]

Silver... you and I both know my sweet tooth can't be beat.

[shutthefoxup]

And I don't like sweets.... Still, a boy can dream.

[fullbodied]

So all that comes next is me figuring out exactly how I'm gonna braid your hair, and I've got an idea.

[shutthefoxup]

Wish me luck anyways.

[fullbodied]

Never.

[fullbodied]

Uuuunless you are gonna beat someone else, then I recommend the strawberry shortcake.

[shutthefoxup]

Is the the shortcut shortcake?

[fullbodied]

Maaaaaaaybeeeee.

[shutthefoxup]

However, you forgot. Teenage boys have hollow legs. Whether or not I like cake, I can put a lot away.

[fullbodied]

But I think you forgot.

Girls have a separate stomach for sweets.

[she's getting a slice of cake for the both of them.]

I'm ready to win.

[shutthefoxup]

I'll be disappointed if you lose now.

[fullbodied]

I won't.

It's win-win.

If I win, I get to eat cake, and you'll have to figure out how to braid my hair.

If I lose, I get to eat cake, and I have to figure out how to braid your hair.

[shutthefoxup]

Eh, braiding your hair is easy.

[fullbodied]

My hair's pretty thick and wavy. But you're right, it should be pretty easy. And I like the idea of changing it up.

[anyway, she's taking her fork in hand]

Ready?

[shutthefoxup]

Ready~

[fullbodied]

Go!

[THIS IS HER TIME TO SHINE, IT'S HER TIME TO WIN THIS CONTEST]

[shutthefoxup]

[gagging on the first bite]

Why is it so sweet....

[fullbodied]

Tastes delicious~

Are you sure you don't want to just give up?

[shutthefoxup]

I'm definitely not giving up without a fight!

[fullbodied]

There's no shame in acknowledging when you're beat though.

[she's already done]

[shutthefoxup]

...did you just unhinge your jaw and swallow it whole?

[fullbodied]

No, I just kept eating.

I've got this down to an art-- but now I know I can slow down a bit.

[shutthefoxup]

A girls' stomach is truly the eight wonder.

[fullbodied]

Does that mean you're calling uncle?

[shutthefoxup]

No, I'm calling 'daddy'. As fanmail demands.