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[fullbodied]

Who: North, and you!
Where: The tea shop
When: Day 116, brunch

[North is doing her first live? her first live! and she's got a little cake in front of her, as she's broadcasting from her phone, with some clearly bad acting.]

Heyyy! I've never done a live before, so go easy on me, okayyyy? Anyway--

I'm gonna beeeeeet noooooo one can eat as much cake as me!

And loser has to braid the winner's hair. Nya.

If you think you can beeeeeeat meeeee. [she winks]

But you can't! Bye!

Comments

[liarliarliar]

Cake fight cake fight!

[fullbodied]

The only acceptable kinda fight!

[liarliarliar]

Finally someone with some sense.

I will battle you! Are you prepared?!

[fullbodied]

Mmhm! I already have my weapon of choice.

[it's a strawberry shortcake. it looks fucking cute and delicious.]

Well? What about you? Don't be too slow, or I might just think you're scared to eat.

[liarliarliar]

You won't know real food fear until you play the surprise food roulette. But that's a matter for another day.

[going to fetch himself a plate of much more basic yellow cake with chocolate frosting]

This will be our challenge today!

[fullbodied]

Surprise food roulette?

[oh she. feels a bit of fear, but also]

W-Well, this is about cake! Ready?!

[liarliarliar]

On the count of three!

One! Two!

THREELETSGO!

[...eats at a normal pace]

[fullbodied]

[she's a little surprised. why are you eating normally, THIS IS A CHALLENGE, ARE YOU NOT RILED UP.

she eats aggressively. but also pacing herself.]

Are you trying to outlast me?

[liarliarliar]

You expect me to give away my strategy so easily??

[fullbodied]

... Yes?

[liarliarliar]

Well you're mist--

[halfway done and]

Oh I'm full.

[fullbodied]

Before I finish this... do you actually know how to braid hair?

[liarliarliar]

Yeah, I braided J's hair before he was gone. And now M lets me do it to their hair sometimes. And Silver has trained me in doing nails and I read up on makeup.

I'm a regular makeover master at this point.

[fullbodied]

Okay! Then I've got no worries--

[eating this whole slice.

... not that she wasn't going to eat the whole slice]

[liarliarliar]

I'm a boy who worries nobody~

[fullbodied]

I'm definitely not worried, now.

By the way, I'm North. Don't think we've met!

[liarliarliar]

I'm B, from Alcheme. It's lovely to meet you.

[fullbodied]

Indeeeed~ The loveliest~

Now that I don't have to rile you up anymore, we can just eat cake like normal people.

Or I can, and you can watch.

[liarliarliar]

I'll keep you company kindly~. Since I spoiled my appetite not knowing there would be a cake fight.

[fullbodied]

Do you think this is a bad time of day for cake fights?

I'd eat cake for every meal if I didn't think I'd need other stuff, so...

[liarliarliar]

Mmm no. Lots of people have a second stomach for cake after all.

[fullbodied]

That's what I have! See, and that's why I thought I could win.

And even if I don't win, I still win.

[liarliarliar]

A flawless plan.

And there's no better time or place for flawless plans than eating.

[fullbodied]

Mmhm. I like braiding hair, even if I usually don't do mine.

Anyway, B, guess I'm gonna have to follow up with that makeover plan!

[liarliarliar]

I will do the braiding!