IT IS TIME

[neigh_sayer]

Who: Alchemes and YOU
Where: Lobby
When: Mid Morning 65 (forward dated a bit, feel free to still do day 64 stuff!)

[Gooood morning/afternoon, Imeeji! When you stroll down into the lobby today, you'll find it has been TRANSFORMED. Sparkling alcheme curtains hang from the ceilings, sparkling crystal rocks everywhere, and all the tables have been arranged neatly, each with a candle in the middle. There is also food on each table--petit fours of varying flavors (or colors for you red eaters), finger sandwiches filled with either hummus or pimento cheese or something else dainty like that, and tea. So much fucking tea. There's like 2000pts worth of goods total, so plenty for people to snack on.

As for your hosts!! Alcheme is front and center, each wearing their snazziest or most handsome outfit. And they all have flowers!! Some may be real some may be folded out of paper, look we have a budget ]

Welcome, one and all, to the first ever Alcheme Fortune and Flirt!

Enjoy some small bites while we soothe and say.

Relax a bit, won't you? Brunch is on us!

The future is looking as bright as your eyes!

[there are no pranks here but there may be a couple of spray bottles on the tables that read "Anti-Gremlin" spray so you can spritz C if you feel distrust.]

[ooc: THIS IS A MINGLY LIVE!! Everyone who comments will get jumped by an Alcheme! Maybe two alchemes! MAYBE ALL? Who knows, but you will get someones!!

However feel free to also use this post for counter lives, other lives, or just to chill and talk to others and eat! Enjoy this blatant endorsement for a cafe!!.

And outfits for reference:
A (plus he is looking greyscale) B C (+bandana) E H (minus armor) J N X (but with MORE STARS)

also witch hats

ETA AND ALCHEME IS OUT!! we're still picking up current threads tho, and feel free to continue to use this post to jump others too! thank yall!]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's the spirit.

Worry about the other fucking stuff, too, while you're at it.

[liarliarliar]

My mind is fine.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then can I borrow your phone?

[liarliarliar]

[passes it over]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Putting in your fucking notes section:]

If lost, return to:

[liarliarliar]

...

[i cant argue with this]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Handing it back]

Then there's nothing to worry about then.

[liarliarliar]

...oh, we should unlock our phones so we don't forget our passwords and render these useless.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wow, you don't think I can't unlock your phone without your password?

[liarliarliar]

Your brains are going to leak out and you'll forget you can do it, hotshot.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Puts something in his own notes:]

Use technokinesis to brute force open this jackass's phone:


You don't need to know why. Just do it.

[liarliarliar]

...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You don't approve?

[liarliarliar]

I resent being labeled jackass.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What shall I write then? Employee of the Month?

[liarliarliar]

Sounds nicer.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Well we certainly can't have me being fucking mean. If we're going to go crazy, might as well do it right.

[liarliarliar]

I want empty headed Intensity to treat me well.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wow. Fucking rude. I always treat you well. Do you think any of my other employees ever get paid?

[liarliarliar]

You pay me?

...

...

[checking pho--]

You pay me oh.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Whatever happened to "my mind is fine"?

[liarliarliar]

That's easy to forget.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Didn't want to ruin the festivities?

[liarliarliar]

I didn't realize.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I don't think any of us did before right now.