IT IS TIME

[neigh_sayer]

Who: Alchemes and YOU
Where: Lobby
When: Mid Morning 65 (forward dated a bit, feel free to still do day 64 stuff!)

[Gooood morning/afternoon, Imeeji! When you stroll down into the lobby today, you'll find it has been TRANSFORMED. Sparkling alcheme curtains hang from the ceilings, sparkling crystal rocks everywhere, and all the tables have been arranged neatly, each with a candle in the middle. There is also food on each table--petit fours of varying flavors (or colors for you red eaters), finger sandwiches filled with either hummus or pimento cheese or something else dainty like that, and tea. So much fucking tea. There's like 2000pts worth of goods total, so plenty for people to snack on.

As for your hosts!! Alcheme is front and center, each wearing their snazziest or most handsome outfit. And they all have flowers!! Some may be real some may be folded out of paper, look we have a budget ]

Welcome, one and all, to the first ever Alcheme Fortune and Flirt!

Enjoy some small bites while we soothe and say.

Relax a bit, won't you? Brunch is on us!

The future is looking as bright as your eyes!

[there are no pranks here but there may be a couple of spray bottles on the tables that read "Anti-Gremlin" spray so you can spritz C if you feel distrust.]

[ooc: THIS IS A MINGLY LIVE!! Everyone who comments will get jumped by an Alcheme! Maybe two alchemes! MAYBE ALL? Who knows, but you will get someones!!

However feel free to also use this post for counter lives, other lives, or just to chill and talk to others and eat! Enjoy this blatant endorsement for a cafe!!.

And outfits for reference:
A (plus he is looking greyscale) B C (+bandana) E H (minus armor) J N X (but with MORE STARS)

also witch hats

ETA AND ALCHEME IS OUT!! we're still picking up current threads tho, and feel free to continue to use this post to jump others too! thank yall!]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Right. It's a little much.

Are you still mute, by the by?]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Gives him a little wave. Looks like yes.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're awfully quiet today.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Writing on the notepad C gave him:]

"Still can't talk."

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Leaning over to read that note and frowning]

Since when...?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Pauses - cocks his head a little, birdlike.]

[...shrugs. Writes:]

"A while back?"

1/3

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's not fucking---

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Angel's fever has already worn off by now. Why hasn't your side effects?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Shrugs. Again?]

"Mori's still blind and stuff, too."

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then do you think it was---

Wait a fucking minute.

How many of you went out in the first round?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Considers. Writes:]

"Probly a bunch? We got Heroes Never Die, so the plan's kind of always been to like.. use it. In games. When we need to?"

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

[God there is so many things wrong with that statement that Intensity is just going to default to insults ]

A Paladin has to fucking Paladin, I see.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[G-gives a sloppy salute.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Hurricane...]

In this instance, it’s not something to be proud of.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Handwave, handwave. Writes:]

"Anyway, you here for the sandwiches, or what?"

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't want to debate the issue?

[But going over to where the food is all the same]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Following after. Jots down:]

"Not really?"

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then fine. Eat your fucking sandwich.

[Picks one at random and hands it to Hurricane]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Shrugs - and eats his fucking sandwich.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Whatever, Intensity is also going to eat because he's been holed up in his dorm for almost a day]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Finishes and helps himself to another - and like three cakes, lbr.]

[By the time he's halfway through the second sandwich, he seems a little... paler? Hm.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[. . .

THE---



FUCK?

Getting out his phone and snapping multiple images of this shit]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[It's actually going pretty quickly, once it starts By the time the sandwich is done, he's completely greyscale.]

[That's around when he glances up and notices the pararazzi.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[WHAT THE FUCK?

WHY?

HE'S BEEN TALKING TO MULTIPLE PEOPLE AT THIS PARTY!!!

So why...?]