AlcheME! Vid

[afailedmurder]

Who: AlcheME
When: Day 29, nighttime
Where: The vid room

[The vid room has been set up to look like a posh, Victorian-style living room with a fireplace, and the boys of AlcheME have dressed up in smoking jackets, are drinking wine snifters of sparkle potion, and are ready to read and review their fan mail.]

Hello, and welcome to Masterpiece Fan Mail. Today we'll be reading the letters so graciously sent to us by our fans. After all, we wouldn't be here without you.

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[liarliarliar]

[oh so sparkly and beautiful. And balancing the B tsumtsum on his head]

I trust you'll be leading this show, aniki! I'm curious about your grand bounty!

[afailedmurder]

Thank you, B. Those tsumtsums were lovely, by the way. Here's my favorite.

[picking up both F and the F tsumtsum and putting them in his lap]

[honoraria]

[picking the tsumtsum off his head]

Goodness. The resemblance is truly remarkable.

[afailedmurder]

Let's get started shall we? I'll kick this off with one of mine.

[picks up a letter and starts reading]

I just wanted you to know you're the sweetest guy there is! Like a beautiful sweet cinnamon roll, but sweeter, because cinnamon rolls aren't actually that sweet, since cinnamon is spicy and everything. I don't really know why that's a thing. Anyway, you definitely haven't done ANYTHING wrong, EVER, so don't feel bad about yourself!!! Anyone would be happy to be with you, and if they don't, they're just scum! The dregs of society, just despicable trash. It's that simple. So stay positive!

Also, you're super sexy when you're all hot and sweaty and not wearing very many clothes, so you should do that more often.

Thank you so much, kind viewer. I am humbled by your consideration and insight.

[neigh_sayer]

Awww, what kind words! And very observant. Just like a cinnamon roll he's a mess to handle and fills you with regret if you have too much of him in one sitting. Cheers, dear viewer, I couldn't think of anything sweeter.

[columbidaring]

Cinnamon rolls are sweet, though, they're glazed with icing sugar! Dear viewer, have you ever had a cinnamon roll?

[liarliarliar]

My turns~~

[gives his most energetic reading to match the tone]

Hello, B!!

i really REALLY love alcheME, but i love you especially. i just love how youre always smiling even whenever things are rough and its really really inspirational to me IM LIVING THANKS TO U GUYS. i'll stan u forever, king, dont ever listen to the haters ok ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥!!!!!!!! your real fans will really love you no matter what you guys do, like some people might get mad if ur like in love with someone or whatever but screw them ok? its so gross that they cant treat u guys like a human being :///

ur the only real ♥ honest ♥ group in this place like i dont even like idols but man u guys are different from the others. honestly like be=de fans are so gross and all they do is shit on u guys because theyre just blinded by how good u guys are, but we see ur talent ok ♥ ♥ ♥

i dont think alcheME has an official fanname but if u don't mind a suggestion, i think if you call ur fans spells and the official club spell book that'd be sooooooo cute. ur the magic and we'll always chant ur name!!

im sorry i sound so stupid right now x_x just so u know im here to support u guys!!!

thank you i love u

[afailedmurder]

How sweet. Though it's a shame to hear our fans—spells?—don't get along with Bad End's.

[columbidaring]

There's a lot to unpack here, but first and foremost: we love you too, viewer! ♥

[neigh_sayer]

Wooooah, we've got a peppy one! We love you too, and be sure to follow by our example! Especially when the world beats you down, steps on your hands, and grinds its heels in!

Stay magical, kiddos!

[liarliarliar]

And my second letter!

[gonna leave some shit outta this one :)]

To my beautiful Bright Eyes,

Me and my friends all love tuning in to watch you, we gossip about you and all the boys you should smooch alllll the time, you're definitely our favourite this season! Can you give a shout out to my friend Dani she would FLIP if you said her name on TV.

Anyway keep up the super cute good work you've put in so far, it's adorable how much you're struggling.

Keep trying hard no matter what happens okay B, remember we're cheering for you! I'd better start saving now because when this is all over your merchandise has definitely got my bid.

Lots of love and kisses!

[afailedmurder]

I think you've made someone very happy just now, B.

[neigh_sayer]

[leaning on him, swirling his fake potions wine]

My my, this one sounds a bit personal, doesn't it? We love you dear viewers, but you're not so familiar unless you're, well, our familiars! B accepts any and all black cat plushies.

[columbidaring]

I'll start with the shorter and more confusing of my two letters! I hope you enjoy kissing yourself in the mirror, winky face. Friend, viewer, fan. An interesting sentiment. I have other people to do the kissing for me, though.

[honoraria]

Indeed. Viewer, do not underestimate the ineffable charms of my dear E over here.

[liarliarliar]

Goodness.

[leans over

delicate cheek smooch]

No mirrors needed, everyone will smooch E.

[afailedmurder]

I have heard that birds often fail to recognize themselves in the mirror. I believe in that hypothetical scenario, it would only make sense for you to take up courtship.

[neigh_sayer]

Maybe they meant touching, but that'll get you aired at a way later timeslot.

[neigh_sayer]

Me next, me next! This one's really good. Ahem--

[READS LOUDLY AND EXCITEDLY]

YO A FOR ASSHOLE MAKE SOME MORE CRAZY FACES THEY'RE SUPER HOT

LET'S SEE YOU GO FULL YAN SHOVE THAT BAD BAD CRIMINAL BOY UP AGAINST ANOTHER WALL AND SHOW HIM WHO THE REAL BOSS HERE IS. MAYBE WITH A KNIFE. NAUGHTY BOYS NEED TO LEARN THEIR LESSONS AFTER ALL.

LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR INEVITABLE DOWNFALL INTO PSYCHO TOWN BABY XXX

--oh whoopsie doodle, that wasn't mine. Neeheehee, well, thank you for your encouragement, he appreciates it.

[afailedmurder]

[the corner of his mouth twitches as he endeavors to freeze the least crazy face he can muster]

How... enthusiastic...

[liarliarliar]

Ah????

[honoraria]

Someone certainly has some...interesting...tastes.

[criminaljustice]

[can you get texts during a vid?

well, whatever. you get one--you can choose when you read it I GUESS:]

C for fuck's sake

[afailedmurder]

Dear Mr. A, did you know your name sounds like "mystery"? I like that. It's fun. I like watching you on TV. Your smile is funny.

Please, can you do more detective work? I love mystery shows and stories about solving puzzles. B and C should be your sidekicks. There are lots of mysteries to find in Tokyo F, I bet.

[pauses]

I think that's a magnificent idea. They'd look good in Watson costumes, don't you think?

Do you have a favorite mystery book? My class is reading "Detective Rick Hoshet" right now. I want to read the big books the library has, but some of the words are too hard.

Bye bye for now. Good luck with the bad guys.

I only remember reading one book, "Arsene Lupin Versus Herlock Sholmes," but I enjoyed it very much. Keep challenging yourself with those big books, and keep practicing your writing and spelling. Before you know it, you'll be able to read all sorts of things.

[liarliarliar]

[a...awwwwww]

You're a role model!

[neigh_sayer]

It's my turn now! For reals.

BEST BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo I can't wait until you own ALL of Imeeji!!! You're the cutest and I wish you were the littlest brother so that people could give you all the doting and cuddles and love you deserve!!! But I bet you dun even NEED that advantage cuz you KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND GONNA GET IT

Blow some more shit up and let everyone know who the REAL Boss is in Imeeji!!!!

-#1 Cute Boy Fan

#CIsBestBoss #CTheLight #WreckShitDontQuit

--Ahaha! Well said, dear viewer, well said. I won't disappoint!

[afailedmurder]

I told you you had fans.