Wedding Game

[opening_act]

Who: Idols
Where: The Game Tower
When: Night, Day 57

[ As you climb into the elevators, wedding bells chime and the screens are enveloped in a rain of white feathers. Exael is on the screen, in her usual cute circus get-up, just all in white and her pill-box hat has a veil appended to it. ]

Atop the stage, a tragedy ends with death, and a comedy with marriage! Today, dear audience, we're going to try it the other way around! The marriage comes first, and we'll see if you're laughing at the end!

[ The elevator opens to a big hall, all other units gathered here with you. Your phone has a question for you, though: who on your unit will play the groom? And which of these lucky, anonymous brides will they choose to marry? ]

Comments

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Is it more or less infuriating that he has no idea why this would be annoying. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[This is infuriating on so many levels - let's just add that as another unknown layer of complexity. Because going any deeper than that would mean Intensity would have to think about his feelings for more than 2.5 seconds at any given time]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Maybe you can just address him as Mr. Steal Yo Girl going forward. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[She's not my girl!]

[puzzlekeeper]

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