Wedding Game

[opening_act]

Who: Idols
Where: The Game Tower
When: Night, Day 57

[ As you climb into the elevators, wedding bells chime and the screens are enveloped in a rain of white feathers. Exael is on the screen, in her usual cute circus get-up, just all in white and her pill-box hat has a veil appended to it. ]

Atop the stage, a tragedy ends with death, and a comedy with marriage! Today, dear audience, we're going to try it the other way around! The marriage comes first, and we'll see if you're laughing at the end!

[ The elevator opens to a big hall, all other units gathered here with you. Your phone has a question for you, though: who on your unit will play the groom? And which of these lucky, anonymous brides will they choose to marry? ]

Comments

[artificialinelegance]

I think people actually have to take an insurance policy out on me? I'm def. out of warranty.

[unbr8kable]

How's that different from anyone else here? Left to scrounge their own replacement parts as they can.

[artificialinelegance]

We're all robots in this blessed hell...

[unbr8kable]

Lucky us. --Hey, heard that you were gonna stick a new arm on me when you had a minute.

[artificialinelegance]

Oh yeah, totes! It'd be a pleasure after havin' t'deal with A and his stupid dumb eye.

[unbr8kable]

Should I ask?

[artificialinelegance]

[ A voice: ]

Just a difference of opinion.

[unbr8kable]

...Kinda getting the picture, even from just that. I promise, if I wanna fight, I'll come out and say it.

[artificialinelegance]

Good. Anyways, yeah, I can hook you up whenevs.

[unbr8kable]

I'm ready whenevs. Having fingers was nice.

[artificialinelegance]

Cool. Text me after we all get hitched, then.