Wedding Game

[opening_act]

Who: Idols
Where: The Game Tower
When: Night, Day 57

[ As you climb into the elevators, wedding bells chime and the screens are enveloped in a rain of white feathers. Exael is on the screen, in her usual cute circus get-up, just all in white and her pill-box hat has a veil appended to it. ]

Atop the stage, a tragedy ends with death, and a comedy with marriage! Today, dear audience, we're going to try it the other way around! The marriage comes first, and we'll see if you're laughing at the end!

[ The elevator opens to a big hall, all other units gathered here with you. Your phone has a question for you, though: who on your unit will play the groom? And which of these lucky, anonymous brides will they choose to marry? ]

Comments

[eatsthecanary]

I've been told they're a bit unpalatable.

[thotcrimes]

You're just making me more curious.

[eatsthecanary]

It's a little more appropriate for a honeymoon.

[thotcrimes]

My, a man after my own heart.

Though hopefully not after my own heart. I'm a delicate maiden.

[eatsthecanary]

I won't be after it unless you give me a good reason.

[thotcrimes]

How dangerous. The ladies must find you irresistible.

[eatsthecanary]

It's a charm point.

[thotcrimes]

Any other charm points?

[eatsthecanary]

You're that interested?

[thotcrimes]

I'm intrigued by the danger and the mystery~

[eatsthecanary]

And not the type to be subtle about it, obviously.

[thotcrimes]

You don't seem the sort to require subtly, Mister Cat.

[eatsthecanary]

I'm not. I thought a bird would be a little more scared, though.

[thotcrimes]

Owls, hawks and eagles are all perfectly capable of preying on and consuming the smaller cat species. And pretty as I am, I don't feel much like a song bird.

[eatsthecanary]

Wow, you're much bolder when you're actually able to talk.

[thotcrimes]

What can I say, I'm a bold guy. ♥

[eatsthecanary]

Bold enough to try anything right now?

[thotcrimes]

What did you have in mind?

[eatsthecanary]

It's more a hypothetical curiosity.

[thotcrimes]

And yet mine is a more specific one. What did you have in mind?

[eatsthecanary]

[ gestures him closer ]

[thotcrimes]

This distance is just fine.

[I have trust issues man.]

[eatsthecanary]

Oh, so you're not that interested?

[thotcrimes]

Not enough to get into knife range.

[The irony of this will hit as soon as he talks to Foxglove I guess.]

[eatsthecanary]

[ at least Whisky probably wouldn't stab him ]

So you want me to say it straight-out?