fanmail + light holiday event!

[idolpro]

Who: you!
Where: hotel lobby
When: Day 518

[ it's FANMAIL TIME except this time the fanmail isn't in boxes they're in bags. why bags?

well, they're red bags. with fur lining. so maybe they're . . . santa bags . . . !!

Which means there must be gifts, right? Right? Which, yes. sort of.

Each bag has a dozen or so holiday decorations inside of them, and people who are caught aware (or are just unlucky enough to run into an already-opened bag) will find themselves accosted by one, with a little note of what the "cure" for the decoration is:

Decoration	Effect	Cure
Mistletoe	Physically stuck in place	Kiss someone (anywhere)
Wreath	Obedience compulsion	Obey 10 distinct (no repeats) orders
Tree Star	Fall in love with people at first sight	Be confessed to by your target
Light-up Candy Cane	All I Want For Christmas Is You keeps playing in your head forever	Sing the full version of a DIFFERENT song with someone
Stocking	Compulsion to be contrary/mean/deliberately a problem to people	Genuinely hurt someone's feelings
Tree Skirt	Compulsion to dress up and RP a different personality/role	Be applauded for your performance
Plastic Miniature Snowman	Mild to moderate fever, illness, shivers	Sleep in the same bed with someone

Once the cure has been fulfilled, the effect will fade, leaving the decoration a normal object. Until then, the decoration is stuck somewhere on an idol's body (movable, like it's metal to a magnet).

Status effects and decorations will disappear OOCly at the end of the month, so you can assume these are around for further posts!

The city itself seems to have been decorated for the holidays, with cutesy mascots and floats and Christmas lights bringing a festive mood, but be wary, because some of them are the very same cursed decorations accosting idols in the lobby right now and if you get too close they might stick to you................ ]

[ Please make sure to make a SFW toplevel and then respond to your toplevel with your NSFW reaction prompts! Here's an example of what that looks like! ]

Comments

[happydreamed]

[Doctor, now with a lovely wreath around his neck, examines his handful of pictures.

First is lovely picture of Alizarin and him sharing a scarf.] Oh, that does look warm. I shall have to bother Lupine for a peek at Lilis' scarves section.

[Then there's chibis of him and Alizarin holding hands.] How cute! Thank you.

[And then there's a meme of him and Honey, which he blinks at.] ...Is this a reference I don't understand?

[paradiseunboxed]

[also looking at his copy of the meme]

...I don't understand it either.

...For one thing, I was not the reason my team won, so it would be inaccurate to say that I battled any ships.

[sangreine]

[ Aliza's mail is all unopened, she has it under her arm as she floats on over (because walking is still a no-go). ]

You look happy with yours. [ But after the last game Aliza is quite sure she won't like hers, hence why it's not opened. ]

SFW

[gemuinemanagement]

[Now with a tree star stuck on his head. This time Robin has text-to-speech working on his phone so he doesn't have to find the nearest camera to complain to the audience.

He's not complaining about the art of him and X as pets, though.] X really is kind of like a cat... This is cute.

NSFW

[gemuinemanagement]

[Then there's a very spicy reimagining of Lupine and Robin's mall live during the string swap.]

That didn't happen! It didn't even come close to happening. And it's good that it didn't or I'd have more to apologize for.

[Then there's Persephone giving Robin some more hands-on instruction re: Hades, which makes him even more flustered.]

I'm definitely sure that's not the kind of advice you can just ask for? Or give?

[alchemechanical]

Do you like it then?

[bondsofsuffering]

[Whymst is there a little wreath around his wri- ohhhh. Goddammit.

Oh well. He flips through the doujinshi with a huff before tossing it aside and opening up the letter and pausing for an almost imperceptible moment longer than usual.

But only just. Because once he's done, he folds it up and tucks it into a pocket, looking down at the wreath with an annoyed look.]

I wonder if I can just detach the arm...

[alchemechanical]

Is that an option?

[paradiseunboxed]

[yeah yeah he might've gotten a shiny plaque but he's way more interested in puzzling over this meme]

...How strange.

...I wonder if the fanmail I received back home was as strange as the fanmail I receive here.

[currently holding onto a light-up candy cane with a tree skirt draped over him like a shawl because it's cold]

[alchemechanical]

I imagine it would depend on what your fans were like before.

[threatmewted]

[She hasn't collected any items stuck to her - yet. But she has collected some mail!

The meme gets a nasty laugh from her, though she doesn't seem nearly as pleased with the fanart, crumpling it up without a second thought. The second fanart does get a short bark of laughter from her, at least.]

Not the worst, I guess.

[ergospheric]

They're being kind of rude this time.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

My, my! Is that smile I see?

[gemuinemanagement]

[hey...]

I didn't think it was that bad.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[digging through the bags in order to get out because how the fuck else is he supposed to get out of the hotel. he manages to get through relatively unscathed, except for a bit of harmless but festive tinsel in his hair... and a wreath stuck to him.]

What the shit is this?

[trying to pull it off of himself, but every time he lets go it keeps zooming back to his body, like a magnet.]

[ergospheric]

[ going through his fanmail ]



I can't tell if you guys really liked that last game or thought it was really bad...

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Things are really ever either or!

[paradiseunboxed]

...Did you also receive strange fanmail about that game...um...

...I don't remember your name.

[alchemechanical]

Perhaps it's both.

[hypokriticoath]

[ dottore is sitting on a stack of other people's mail reading his own mail, looking entirely unconcerned about the state of anything he's crushing. #notmyproblem. ] Hahahehehoho, this is brilliant. [ he sets it aside and looks at the back of the picture. ] Send me a knife or the points to buy a knife and I'll absolutely do a murder.

Plushies? [ he has gotten quite a few. ] How... cute... [ though he does kind of appreciate then. and then there's the plaque, which he might give to s for all the hard work he put into the game. ]

[ the doujin gets a raised eyebrow, and he starts flipping through it. ] I can already tell what kind of dynamics all of you enjoy. [ snorts. ]

[malumdiscordiae]

[ alala didn't get much mail, but he did get an adorable pair of figures and the stupid smile on his face speaks to how much he loves them. ] Look at us. This is so... it's so good. We should have some kind of dance! [ because then this could happen for realsies! ]

[alchemechanical]

Ufufu, did you get something you enjoy?

[childeishly]

[ this time around childe got a bunch of super cute pictures. ]

Looks like I have a few new pieces for my little collection. [ a chuckle. ]

[happydreamed]

Caeli-

[If you're reading your fanmail casually it means you're back to normal, right?]

[sangreine]

I hardly think it's a "little" collection by this point.

[ Aliza is floating to get around, her legs swaying uselessly. Still no feeling nor function in them. ]

It seems like your memories came all the way back? That's good.