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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

Comments

[avestan]

Just accept it. We're unbeatable.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

One win doesn't fucking equate to being unbeatable.

[FUCK he didn't even know this was a kind of competition before today!]

[avestan]

I'm pretty sure it does in this case. Or do you really think you can be more undateable than us?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh please. How hard can it be? I haven't even started trying yet.

[avestan]

You need to try? That's just sad.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I see you're one of those low-effort types. How's that working out for you?

[avestan]

You won't see anyone trying to date me any time soon, that's for sure.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Challenge accepted.

[avestan]

[LAUGHS]

How is that even a challenge? What are you going to do, date me yourself?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Just one date. We'll see if either one of us want a second.

[avestan]

...Alright, you're on.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good. Name three hobbies of yours so I can take you on the fucking worst date of your life.

[avestan]

I don't have any hobbies.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[What is with you people...?!]

Fine! Then what are your interests?

[avestan]

I'm pretty interested in killing people. Does that count?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Indiscriminately or do you prefer to get to know them first?

[avestan]

Oh, I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh for fuck's sake, put some goddamn passion into it. Hating everyone equally is the coward's way out!

[avestan]

...Wow, that's a new reaction. Haven't heard that before.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But I'm not wrong.

[avestan]

Actually, you are. There's plenty of passion behind my hate, it's just that it's directed at everyone.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh please. That is just a lame an excuse as a Paladin saying that they love everyone.

If it's evenly distributed, then what is the fucking point?

[avestan]

The point is that's just how it is. I'm the source of all the world's evils, so it's my purpose to hate everyone and be hated by everyone.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . . So do I damage your life's purpose if I dethrone you from that fucking list?

[avestan]

I don't think that's really how it works.