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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

Comments

[artificialinelegance]

Holy shit boss, you're ridic.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're just figuring this out now! Keep up, Muerte.

I'm just getting warmed up.

[artificialinelegance]

I thought it was just limited t'like, big speeches and overfunded tech demos, not races to the bottom! Honestly, I dunno if you can outdo th' unit that stabs on their first date.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that a challenge I hear?

[artificialinelegance]

Yes. Don't get yourself killed, though.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I make no promises.

[artificialinelegance]

[ pffhaha ]

Guess I can't talk. At least I to pay you back for when you fixed me up after my ☆ZRAEL date gone stabby.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

He didn't consider it a date. You really need to communicate that before the fact.

[artificialinelegance]

I mean, it wasn't really a date until it w --
wait what you talked to him about it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Surprised gossip about your love life is making its way back to you?

[artificialinelegance]

From Manny, through you? ...More surprised than I should be, I guess.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't worry. He didn't expose too many sensitive details about your little date.

[artificialinelegance]

I mean all we ever do is beat th' shit out of each other, anyway. Or drink.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? So there have been multiple dates?

[artificialinelegance]

Yeah, like five? One of 'em was the speed datin' game an' we decided questions were stupid so we just fought instead.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You think I'm going to judge you for that? Ours went about the same except it ended out in a short make-out session before the buzzer went off.

So it's all violence between the two of you?

[artificialinelegance]

We fucked once, but that was basically the least date-y thing we've done together.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I. . .

How is that the least date-y?! Isn't that one of the points of dating!?

[artificialinelegance]

It was just a sudden hook-up, brah. I wouldn't even say it was like, a friend time with a friend.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But now you know if he is a better lover or a fighter. Care to share with the rest of the class?

[artificialinelegance]

I don't kiss and tell!





Usually!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? When do you make an exception?

[artificialinelegance]

When I'm an idiot and feel the need to gossip so much I forget basic decency.