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Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

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You wanna be number one on a list like that? Dude.

Darling~ They think that I'm not number 1.

Tell them their full of shit.

Sweetheart, no one's worse at romance than you are. You should've topped that list, hands down.

Everyone hear that? Said by a paladin, so it must be true.

Right? Never told a lie in my life.

It's practically guaranteed.

But seriously-- a unit versus an individual is fucking cheating.

Kinda, yeah. How can you top six people? Those scores multiply.

Guess I'll just have to best them all in romantic combat.

Dude, what even is romantic combat? A rose whip?

Too extreme for a first date.

. . .

Which means it's totally fair game.

I mean, if you're going for the worst at romance, that's definitely the right track.

Too bad half of ☆ZRAEL would probably be into that.

Guess you better figure out whose standards you're going for when you try for "worst."

Theirs - if that is the standard I'm trying to beat. I need all of them to think I'm positively undatable.

...man. What even would their idea of most undatable be?

You oughtta grab a peppep and make em do a Zrael-specific poll for you.

Should I make it a ranked list?

Rank the following 1 through 5 for best date idea:
- Classic dinner and a movie
- Creepy monologues
- Something that requires sensitIV's healing
- Long walks on the beach
- Property destruction

You gotta give em more choices than that. What if the absolute worst thing is something really out there?

Then stop complaining and start helping.

Romantic boat ride in a slowly sinking boat.

Stroll through the park at twilight.

Escaping from a puzzle room.

Petting zoo with fluffy bunnies.

One of those wine bars where you drink and do paintings.

The petting zoo has merit. Especially if I'm in charge of the fucking zoo.

Why, what're you gonna put in there?

Piranhas.

I mean. That does sound like a pretty bad date.

I wonder if Little☆Red would be into that, though, being a fucking Sea Witch and all.

Maybe I need to go with a terrible land creature.

[Wow he is actually thinking about this way harder than he should]

Wait - she's a sea witch?