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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

Comments

HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He's hitting the LIVE button on his phone, because it's time for an inspirational speech... for the audience!? ]

Fans! I know you're watching this right now as you seem to be watching everything, so I'm going to take this moment to address you directly!

[ Why is he yelling? Because yelling is more inspirational, fuck you for asking ]

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

I've read your words and inscribed them on my heart! You're searching not just for entertainment, but for inspiration? A party to stand behind? Providing that will be no issue, but I have a challenge for you!

[ He POINTS DRAMATICALLY at his phone with his free hand, but not like, actually at the camera part because he doesn't know where that is. It's fine. ]

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

I want you to wow me with your talent and your passion! Dig deep and show me what you can really accomplish when your soul is trembling with excitement! After all, won't I also be inspired by such passion? I want to see what you're capable of!

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

To whoever impresses me the most... there may just be a reward. ☆

Good luck!

[ And then he kills the live thank god ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[I---

What did he just watch?]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ A King working the crowd, obviously!!!!! ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Just what kind of fan mail are you hoping for? The dribble the rest of us commoners are receiving too underneath you?

[puzzlekeeper]

Who knows? The fun will be in finding out.

But I don't intend to be anyone's entertainment without flipping the narrative. They can entertain me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You do realize that the audience probably consists of failed idols who didn't manage to escape and now live in some hellish existence where one of their only outlets is to write the current performers - aka us - fan mail, don't you?

[criminaljustice]

[OH. BOY.

POPCORN.GIF

... IF HE HAD POPCORN.]

You totally missed my well-drawn but very terrible porn gifts from the audience, didn't you.

[puzzlekeeper]

Ah, but you admit they were well executed.

[ CHECKMATE ]

[criminaljustice]

Sure. If you're into comics of you torturing people you like while having sex with them.

[COUNTER CHECKMATE.]

[puzzlekeeper]

Well, that's —

[ ... uh ]

... A matter of questionable interests.

Re: HSS Live

[crossmyheartandhope]

[...clapping.]

Dude. Nailed it.

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Thank you for your support bro ]

I thought they could use some attention themselves.

Re: HSS Live

[crossmyheartandhope]

I men, it's only fair, right? They give us so much.

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

Exactly. Besides, wouldn't some friendly competition make things more interesting for them?

[unbr8kable]

Can't wait to see the crap you end up getting after this.

[puzzlekeeper]

That's the whole idea.

[ he's a fucking dumbass ]

[unbr8kable]

Don’t tell me you’re pissed you’re not most undateable either. There’s only so many races for the bottom we need.

[puzzlekeeper]

Why would I care about that?

[ How dare you insult him by comparing him to Kaiba like this ]

I have no idea how dateable or undateable I am, so I don't really have a strong opinion either way.

Re: HSS Live

[sleeplessknight]

[oh god]

You must've gotten actually good stuff...

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

Of course! My fans have good taste.

[ OBVIOUSLY! ]

You're not pleased with your own?

Re: HSS Live

[sleeplessknight]

[amazing]

I mean, it was only one, but...

[this face]

Re: HSS Live

[puzzlekeeper]

Ah...

[ did u consider: provocation? ]

You should let them know your disappointment. They might do better next time.