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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Say it with more enthusiasm, Boss. Really show off your apathy.

[criminaljustice]

[casual middle finger for Intensity]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wow. I'm so convinced.

You sure showed me.

[criminaljustice]

For the record "interesting" in this case probably involves a lot of trauma. So I don't know what you're so smug about.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Nonsense. Your personal life could also be a trash fire. That's also good reality TV.

[criminaljustice]

That's actually been going pretty okay, overall.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

So you're upset that someone spoke the fucking truth. I thought you didn't care what other people thought.

[criminaljustice]

... okay. Since you seem confused: I. Really don't care. If the audience thinks. I'm boring.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just starts laughing]

Want to borrow a match then? Or does burning it show you that actually care?

[criminaljustice]

I do dumpsterfires for things I don't like these days.

This isn't even worth that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course it isn't.

[Reaches over to grab the letter]

[criminaljustice]

[... ok? he can have it.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Good then he's folding it carefully and putting it in one of his pockets]

[criminaljustice]

... if you're going to frame it for posterity, make sure to go with something tasteful like a noir aesthetic.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Ah ah ah. Careful now, Boss.

Sounds like you might actually care what happens to it.

[criminaljustice]

I'm just giving advice for your aesthetics. Minimalism is so bland.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And ripped clothing and furniture that can stab you is so much better.

[criminaljustice]

That's punk, not noir. The latter being my own personal tastes.

Though I don't really mind punk aesthetic, either

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Why would I decorate my living space with your personal taste?

[criminaljustice]

To think of me fondly.

[you can practically see the sparkles as he just talks all the shit]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Takes out his phone to snap a picture]

[criminaljustice]

[... uh.]

Picking up B's habits now?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yep. That is sure who he's sending this picture to right now]

Perhaps.

[criminaljustice]

[orly]

Anyway, how'd your haul of fanmail go?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Second most undatable idol in all the land. But I'm working on claiming that title soon enough.