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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Congratulations. You have a full litter now.

[neigh_sayer]

I'll raise them to be the death machines I know they can be. . .

--oh, what ended up happening to Furbinator? I sort of got stuck in a jar after that whole thing.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Nine-Nine and Gold had a good time destroying it. And Hurricane was able to answer an age old question for me: is a Heart Weapon a match for an overloaded hacked Furby?



The answer is yes, if you were curious.

You want it back? I can get it into... mostly... working order.

Probably.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh wow. . .

Yeah, if you've still got its face. I'm sure I can still use it's lifeless corpse for something.

--not that all of my new little hatchlings are just as disposable!

(They super are.)

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Face attached to or detached from the body?

[neigh_sayer]

Detached! If I have to reattach it later, that's what glue is for.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course.

[A pause and then:]

So what was this about a jar?

[neigh_sayer]

Oh nothing, I just got put in the timeout jar for sending a professional sniper after Mori.

B likes him a looooot.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that what that whole fucking fiasco was all about? Still trying to get B laid?

[neigh_sayer]

Soooomething like that.

[not gonna admit he was having too many feelings the last two weeks towards mori and it escalated to kidnapping him to work things out]

Anyway, it worked out in the end, and hes B's professional hero now, and I'm the villain. A sweet deal!

But speaking of, thanks for messing with him, even though it looked like B won in the end.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Feelings suck. It's true.

Also---

What did he just say?!!!!]

B didn't fucking win!

[neigh_sayer]

Hm? Well, it's not like I could hear what you were saying, sooo maybe I got the wrong impression. In any case, it was a bust, but at least Gold noticed.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good. At least something came out of that fiasco then!

[neigh_sayer]

I can't tell if you're frustrated or extremely excited to help hook someone up, or both.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I have to leave a little mystery, don't I? Otherwise it makes it too easy for you.

[neigh_sayer]

How mean! But I guess that means you're open for future shenanigans, so I'll take it!

Anyway, what goodies did you get?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[An Intensity barbie doll. Among other things]

Look at this subpar fan. They didn't even pay attention to my unit colors.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh wow, that's bad.



Want me to grow it so you can experiment on it??

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Thinks about that for a second and then:]

Yes.

Can I also have one of your children? First born preferred.

[neigh_sayer]

[immediately grows the barbie intensity THERE YA GO]

As a new mother, I'm loathe to let my cute kids leave the nest, buuuut, it's one less mouth to feed.

Alrighty Lowercase C, have fun at your new internship!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[It is actually terrifying at that size.

Perfect]

Lowercase C, really? I was going to name him C++.