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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: The lobby
When: Day 46, morning (forward dated)

[ Good morning! Once again, the lobby is filled with boxes and . . . boxes . . . and boxes. . .

This time, they obscure the kitchen as well as the exit door. So if you wanted to eat, then . . . you know. If you wanted to eat? Hmmm, how high can you jump? There are so many boxes here, some units even having twice as many boxes as other units do. Wow . . .

Well, what can you expect? You're idols, after all! So popular! Wow! ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't you dare bring that fucking thing back to the dorm!

[hexsplosive]

Ufufufu. . .! And who in the world is strong enough to stop me, Intensity?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

My bad. I should have been more explicit.

Bring that thing back to the dorms and you'll find it Gadgeteered into a very unfortunate place.

[hexsplosive]

[. . . . . . . .]

Why, thank you for the brilliant idea, Intensity. I'm certain it'll make a lovely door decoration for your super special and secret lab entrance.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Touch. my. lab. and. die.

[hexsplosive]

Ohohoho! That piercing, murderous gaze! If looks could kill, I'd be dead where I stand!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Cute. Real cute.

If you're going to start a science war, Infinity, you better be prepared for the long haul.

[hexsplosive]

Let it be known that I have started nothing, my dear. I only wished to bring my delightful noise-making gift home with me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Did you just fucking call me "my dear"?

[hexsplosive]

[UFUFUFUFU]

Perhaps. Probleeeeem?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

For you maybe, Darling.

[hexsplosive]

[WOW]

I take it back.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Really? I was just getting warmed up and you're already folding?

[hexsplosive]

Yep. I'm extremely poor at rising to a challenge, you see.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then keep "my dear" off the table, and I won't have to escalate for you.

[hexsplosive]

Fine, fine. But I'd still keep a sharp eye on your laboratory door if I were you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'd be worrying about touching the door in the future if I were you. Maybe I should install some more aggressive security protocols.

[hexsplosive]

Please! How many ways are there to secure a door?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I was thinking more along the lines of adding a live wire to it.

[hexsplosive]

[what's a live wire!!]

How dastardly! You're very protective of your little man cave, aren't you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Only because it drives you crazy that you can't get into it.

[hexsplosive]

[. . . . he's got her there]

Boo. I don't want to be admitted into your little clubhouse, no matter what you may insinuate.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Right. Keep telling yourself that.

[hexsplosive]

What do you do in that mysterious room all day, anyway? Play cards? Solitaire is a rather boring game.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Science.

When you figure out what that means, maybe I'll let you inside.