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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-20 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGHS. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!]
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-20 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the mystery memory club!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-20 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yaaay.

Should have you guys do a fortune telling on my past to see what's up with it.

[joke. because. obviously.]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-20 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sllllooooowly pulls out deck of tarot cards ]

I'm ready to go at any time, my friend!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-20 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[... why.]

Just gonna carry those around now, huh.
columbidaring: (7)

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-20 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I am absolutely just gonna carry those around. They're lighter than a crystal ball!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-20 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true.

... sure. Why not.

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-20 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SHUFFLE SHUFFLE ]

You don't mind cameras on it, right? Every point also gets us closer to our pasts, after all!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-20 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. I could always go for participation points, too.
columbidaring: (7)

[ LIVE START ]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[ SPREADS CARDS OUT on... the ground? a table? wherever. Hits the live button at the same time. ]

All right, choose ten!
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Re: [ LIVE START ]

[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[picking out ten cards. pretty randomly.

last card will be in the dead middle tho.]
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ I literally used a website to determine this reading so join me on an adventure of how weirdly apt it is ]

[ PULLS THE FIRST CARD OUT, PLACES IT DOWN ]

Okay, so this first card represents... you! It's like, a how you see yourself kind of deal.

[ It's. I shit you not, 0. The Fool ]

And that one means you're not really sure what you're doing, but that you wanna do it! You know? It's like, 'anywhere else but here', and my friend I do not blame you at all.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . I.]

My profile has that.

[i hate my profile so much, you have no idea why am i like this]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a bad card! It's like... I dunno, the hero of the story but in chapter one. Okay, next up!

[ PLACES THE NEXT CARD DOWN ]

This one is supposed to be like, the thing you're most looking for right now. What you want out of life in the immediate~ future~.

[ XVI. The Tower ]

This one is also not surprising. It means you want an easy solution to a difficult problem. Me too buddy.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's literally everybody.

[TAROT CARDS, YOU IMPRESS NO ONE BY BEING GENERAL LIKE THIS.]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Right! Surely all of us would like someone to swoop in and rescue us.

[ FLIPS NEXT CARD. ]

This is more past-related! It's like... difficulties you've had or like, problems that led you to this point in your life today?

[ XI. Justice ]

...

[ snorts ]
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[... the blank look of someone who doesn't read profiles.

but also.

run-ins with the law and authority apparently have not been in his favor.

so he's just kind of squinting at that card.]

... seriously?

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, fate chose them, not me. Anyway this one is pretty self-explanatory... mostly, that there are maybe legal problems or run-ins with the law that haven't gone your way, even though you're pretty sure you're morally correct!

I could just have like, told you this from talking to you. Next card! Reflects on the current situation surrounding you!

[X. Wheel of Fortune]

...

Hey, fate, turn on your location, I just want to talk.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
... so what's that one mean?

[EXPLAIN? maybe getting into this more than he should but definitely wants to know how annoyed he should be at the cards.]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
The wheel! Of! Fortune! Means that right now your circumstances are out of your control. Good luck, bad luck, it's all something that you have no direct influence on. Which...

[ gestures at, ALL AROUND THEM ]

Yeah.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[............ whyyyyyyyyy]
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Next card! This one is difficulties you're going to face, like, moving forward.

[ XVIII. The Moon ]

All right! This one is less Thanks, Captain Obvious. So the Moon is about... duality? Like, public face versus private face. Secret face vs. not secret face! So this one probably means that you'll meet with a person or situation that's completely different from what they look like at first. Which isn't necessarily bad, but might also mean, you know, stay on your toes about it, y'know?
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[waggles hands and fingers in that "oooh~ spooky~" manner]

Ambiguous~

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's the beauty of the moon in specific! Okay, the next one is like... a bit sketchy, it's like ... internal things that might be problems in the future? But sometimes it also applies to external stuff so like... destiny. You know how it is.

[ IV. The Emperor ]

Okay so. So. So. Okay. So! This one! This one is all about authority. Which is weird because you don't have or respect any, I think? That's Bad End's thing.

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