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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . that's.

looks over the current spread and just... unsure? not sure at all. seems fake???]

That might be a kind of optimistic reading of it, right?

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I am nothing if not an optimist. But in this case I think it just means, moving forward you'll have lots of help! If not necessarily... you know, finding the hidden escape tunnel or whatever.

The next one is about relationships because I added one about relationships because I'm the fortune teller and no one can stop me. Are you ready?
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[of course you went the romance route.

takes a breath.]

Yeah, all right. Let's see how this one goes.

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Flips it! ]

[ IX. The Hermit ]





[ slowly covers his mouth ]
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

[looks from the card and then to E's face]

What?
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's impolite for the fortune teller to giggle at the result they got okay give me a second [ TAKES A BREATH. RECOVERS. ]

Okay so! This one basically means one of two things. Either you will approach relationships in the future in a very deliberate, well-thought out way, closely examining your own feelings as you go...

Oooooooor you won't date anyone at all because you're too shy.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[....... nO ONE ASKED YOU, CARDS.]

We're only four days into this place.

[JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with taking your time!
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
So it's the first one, then!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[... ok but moment to wonder if he does come across as shy. he doesn't think so? but also...

shakes his head.]

Must be.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ only like a normal human amount, something alcheME is not familiar with ]

And honestly that's a good way to do it. Okay! Last card! Basically it's like, the most likely outcome to whatever you do, with all this [ GESTURES AT THE OTHER 9 ] taken into account!

[ I. The Magician ]
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[... time to squint at the wizard-aesthetic unit member]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ HOLDS HIS HANDS UP LIKE, DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK ]

There's no need for that face! It's a card, it has a meaning! In this case, it's a lucky meaning! The Magician is all about power. That makes it a great omen for success!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, IDK HOW THIS STUFF WORKS?]

... that doesn't sound too bad.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's not bad! Basically it means... 'get out there and show everyone what you're made of!' That kind of thing.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ok, amused now]

Well, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's probably that.

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
So, there you go! Destiny says, 'lookin' good'!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Past situation: Questionable
Current situation: Not looking good
Future situation: ... hey, at least you're not alone?

Basically, yeah?
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Basically! Yeah!