[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
It'll do that. Let's find out what you have going for you in the future! Surely fate has something good on your side!

[ XXI. The World ]

Oh dang.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good oh dang! The World is like... a card about everything. About coming full circle. About succeeding! Like as far as 'things you could have going for you' cards go, that one is up there with the best of 'em.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . that's.

looks over the current spread and just... unsure? not sure at all. seems fake???]

That might be a kind of optimistic reading of it, right?

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I am nothing if not an optimist. But in this case I think it just means, moving forward you'll have lots of help! If not necessarily... you know, finding the hidden escape tunnel or whatever.

The next one is about relationships because I added one about relationships because I'm the fortune teller and no one can stop me. Are you ready?
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[of course you went the romance route.

takes a breath.]

Yeah, all right. Let's see how this one goes.

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Flips it! ]

[ IX. The Hermit ]





[ slowly covers his mouth ]
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

[looks from the card and then to E's face]

What?
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's impolite for the fortune teller to giggle at the result they got okay give me a second [ TAKES A BREATH. RECOVERS. ]

Okay so! This one basically means one of two things. Either you will approach relationships in the future in a very deliberate, well-thought out way, closely examining your own feelings as you go...

Oooooooor you won't date anyone at all because you're too shy.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[....... nO ONE ASKED YOU, CARDS.]

We're only four days into this place.

[JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with taking your time!
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
So it's the first one, then!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[... ok but moment to wonder if he does come across as shy. he doesn't think so? but also...

shakes his head.]

Must be.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ only like a normal human amount, something alcheME is not familiar with ]

And honestly that's a good way to do it. Okay! Last card! Basically it's like, the most likely outcome to whatever you do, with all this [ GESTURES AT THE OTHER 9 ] taken into account!

[ I. The Magician ]
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[... time to squint at the wizard-aesthetic unit member]

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ HOLDS HIS HANDS UP LIKE, DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK ]

There's no need for that face! It's a card, it has a meaning! In this case, it's a lucky meaning! The Magician is all about power. That makes it a great omen for success!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, IDK HOW THIS STUFF WORKS?]

... that doesn't sound too bad.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's not bad! Basically it means... 'get out there and show everyone what you're made of!' That kind of thing.
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ok, amused now]

Well, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's probably that.

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
So, there you go! Destiny says, 'lookin' good'!
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[personal profile] criminaljustice 2018-06-21 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Past situation: Questionable
Current situation: Not looking good
Future situation: ... hey, at least you're not alone?

Basically, yeah?
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Basically! Yeah!