LIVE FROM THE WCDONALDS

[neigh_sayer]

Who: ALCHEME, their fans, and you!!
Where: THE GREAT BURGER DINER WCDONALDS WCDONALDS WCDONALDS
When: Evening 424

[DID YOU KNOW, ALCHEME HAS A PROP ROOM

THAT INCLUDES BUILDING EQUIPMENT FOR STAGES AND SHIT

AND COSTUMES

AND ALSO WE HAVE A GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU CAN JUST BUY CHICKEN AND POTATOES??? AND MAKE LOTS OF NUGGIES???

Which is to say, AlcheMe has seized the local diner, and rebranded it into a WcDonalds.

Ballpit included

don't stand under the arches they could fall at any minute--]


Ahahaha! We are open for business! Someone get me my 200 nuggets!

Comments

[wotanon]

[ meanwhile: a coalition of Fans are here, and they are full of excitement.

They are at the registers ordering the nuggies.

They are waiting in the lines.

They are trying out the ballpit.

They are having so much fun.

But there is also just a circle of followers who are chattering about how this is, not only the best thing ever, but definitely something that should really happen actually. This should really be a thing, why isn't there a WcDonald's yet, there should be one!!!!

AlcheME! (but especially C) will find themselves feeling more powerful, like they could do anything. Like they could even manifest the WcDonald's right now if they wanted to do that. With this feeling of power, their bodies begin to glow with light.

They just need to say it to make it real. ]

[noethankyou]

I really want to try chicken nuggets.

[liarliarliar]

[IM NOT USE TO FEELING POWERFUL WHAT THE FUCK]

[liarliarliar]

[wait]

WORKING ICE CREAM MACHINE PLEASE

[doublefried]

[HA HA WHAT]

I'm manifesting family meals at reasonable prices, available in minutes...!

[doublefried]

Oh and I do want the nuggets and fries to always be fresh. Otherwise they get all cardboardy.

[neigh_sayer]

[this feels Weird but he's TOO IN THE MOMENT TO CARE

also at this point is in the grimace costume again]

We're doing it! At this rate we can do anything! We'll expand the brand! OPEN A NEW LOCATION. Who can stop us?

NO ONE.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh shit.

WE CAN MAKE WCRIBS

[averagehumanbeing]

[?!?!?!]

We certainly are busy?! What the hell...

[featherbeaned]

[ what the fuck is this, what is happening ]

[ oh well whatever!! ]

NUGGIES

FRIES

ICE CREAMS

HAPPY MEALS

[featherbeaned]

OH AND SAUCES

ALL THE DIPPING SAUCES

And the play area!!

[inspiteful]

[ This is probably a sign he should get himself checked out because this is not a feeling he wants to associate with WcDonalds. Just, no. ]

A drinks machine that gives real, proper drinks would be nice.