LIVE FROM THE WCDONALDS

[neigh_sayer]

Who: ALCHEME, their fans, and you!!
Where: THE GREAT BURGER DINER WCDONALDS WCDONALDS WCDONALDS
When: Evening 424

[DID YOU KNOW, ALCHEME HAS A PROP ROOM

THAT INCLUDES BUILDING EQUIPMENT FOR STAGES AND SHIT

AND COSTUMES

AND ALSO WE HAVE A GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU CAN JUST BUY CHICKEN AND POTATOES??? AND MAKE LOTS OF NUGGIES???

Which is to say, AlcheMe has seized the local diner, and rebranded it into a WcDonalds.

Ballpit included

don't stand under the arches they could fall at any minute--]


Ahahaha! We are open for business! Someone get me my 200 nuggets!

Comments

[doublefried]

[ BACK IN HIS NORMAL BODY ]

Field trip! Nuggets time!

[neigh_sayer]

I have been a GOOD BOY and deserve a happy meal!

[averagehumanbeing]

[SURPRISE, this guy is here? and wearing a uniform and a MANAGER pin]

We sell more than just nuggets, dear customer!

[liarliarliar]

[dressed as a WcDonalds worker]

That'll be 3000 points and a thirty minute wait sir.

[neigh_sayer]

What?! Do you know who I am??

[doublefried]

Can we haggle.

[sangreine]

Sir? [ Laughing softly, ] Oh dear, my corset must be malfunctioning.

[unbr8kable]

I expect this from C why would you do this

[noethankyou]

Oh, what an interesting location.

[face pressed against glass]

[neigh_sayer]

You're supposed to go INSIDE. And where is your uniform??

[doublefried]

[ goes inside and stares at him from the other side of the glass ]

[liarliarliar]

Sir....may I take your order.

[sangreine]

[ Not pressed against glass, but there are **stars** in her eyes for sure ]

Looks good, doesn't it?

[at_heart]

[ oh hay it's the only thing that actually killed him during the Hunger Games, how fun ]

...Sure, why — not.

[neigh_sayer]

[standing on a table!! Demanding nuggies!!]

--welcome to the new and improved WcDonalds! Where customer service is an option!

[identitypolitics]

...someone actually liked that place?

[neigh_sayer]

Liked? We loved it! So we're stealing it. I'm the new owner, nice to meet you!

[featherbeaned]

[ Tea is here and she is MAKING NUGGIES ]

[liarliarliar]

Tea we got a big order of nugs!

[pyromagiac]

[ SHEEPDASHER IS APPROACHING THE WCDONALD'S

sitting on her sheep ofc but also she's dragging along a ?Grimace costume? ]

[neigh_sayer]

[!!!!]

PERFECT timing! It's time!!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh my god.

You made the arches.

[liarliarliar]

Actually those are waves. The fast food of the C.

[wotanon]

[ meanwhile: a coalition of Fans are here, and they are full of excitement.

They are at the registers ordering the nuggies.

They are waiting in the lines.

They are trying out the ballpit.

They are having so much fun.

But there is also just a circle of followers who are chattering about how this is, not only the best thing ever, but definitely something that should really happen actually. This should really be a thing, why isn't there a WcDonald's yet, there should be one!!!!

AlcheME! (but especially C) will find themselves feeling more powerful, like they could do anything. Like they could even manifest the WcDonald's right now if they wanted to do that. With this feeling of power, their bodies begin to glow with light.

They just need to say it to make it real. ]

[noethankyou]

I really want to try chicken nuggets.

[abovefate]

[ he doesn't look very impressed ]

Oh. How charming.

[liarliarliar]

May I take your order?

M A N I F E S T E D

[wotanon]

[ AlchEME! with their collective wishes begin to shine brighter and brighter, and so do all of their fans. With the power of belief, anything is possible.

At its peak, too bright for anyone to keep their eyes open, the light pulses twice before disappearing. AlcheME! (except for one gremlin. . . ?) will no longer feel the strength they did before. . .

But just across the street, there it is.

It's everyone's beloved fast food restaurant, WcDonald's. Which of course means you've got access to the dining area, the food prep area, and also . . . .the jungle gym and ball pit.

It's fun. Plus, behind the food prep area (or in the depths of the ball pit) you can find every toy that MWcDonald's has ever made. This is definitely useful.

There's a Lonard Wcdonard statue in the middle of the dining area. Do you like clowns?

Their menu has expanded! The ice cream machine is always functional, and the food is always reasonably priced (furi: zero cost) and available in minutes. There are of course, chicken nuggets, fries, happy meals, and all the dipping sauces.

It is certainly busy. The mascots have expanded to not only be Lonard, but a number of others, including Grimace and whatever the hell this thing is. Just like every other establishment in Tokyo-F, the restaurant is manned by ghostly people (some of them are wearing AlcheME! cosplays? are they fans?), but the mascots? The mascots seem to be real.

Don't ask.

This is the F U N Z O N E. In the F U N Z O N E, you may have to take certain risks, such as a giant flyswatter slapping you in the face as soon as you enter the zone. Of course, if you had Foresight, you could easily avoid the flyswatter. ]

Re: M A N I F E S T E D

[doublefried]

It's beautiful.

[worldlyafflictions]

[honestly came here to watch the antics, but stayed to film The Manifestation]

[liarliarliar]

This is the part where I ask to take your order but uuuhhhh.

[foxorcist]

[ holding a box of nuggies, laughing evilly ]

[neigh_sayer]

!!!

HOW DID YOU GET YOURS BEFORE ME

[rainshaveceased]

[came here just to see how stupid this was going to be

stayed to observe the Manifestation]

[neigh_sayer]

[he is STILL glowing with power and also has a crown halo above his head]

Welcome to WickyC's!

[586]

200 nuggets? Is that... a lot? [ ... ] I bet I could eat more.

[neigh_sayer]

Uh oh, what I'm hearing is that you wanna take the 500 nuggie challenge! Get this customer a basket!

[GETTING HIM THE NUGGETS]