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[zugzwange]

Who: haruto & u
Where: lobby
When: day 41, midmorning?

[ Haruto's sprawled across a chair and there's a hastily scrawled note hanging over the arm that reads:

1 PET: free
1 PUNCH: 50pts
1 philosophical discussion: [sold out ]

he seems to be sleeping himself. or something. phone set on his stomach. this is a live, or something. ]

Comments

[worldlyafflictions]

[Sees this here but isn't sure if he wants to touch it]

[zugzwange]

[ good thing you have all day if you’re that indecisive ]

[worldlyafflictions]

[Wanders off to the kitchen to get a broom]

[shutthefoxup]

You could charge way more for the punches, you know.

[zugzwange]

It's a social experiment. Next time I'll double it.

[shutthefoxup]

Or just don't offer it.

[sleeplessknight]

[after a long moment of deliberation, she approaches and starts petting his head, except this is... less pettings and more clumsy pats with her open palm, kinda like when toddlers pet dogs]

[zugzwange]

[ opens one eye and

pokes her wrist ]

[bluerosestyle]

[squinting at the note. is this for real........

pats his head once, experimentally]

[zugzwange]

[ opens one eye ]

[nohalation]

[pet pet pet pet pet pet pet]

[zugzwange]

[ turns into an octopus ]

[heroicsacrifeyes]

[Oh a wild city

Hmmm

Tentatively pats him on the head]

A punch should cost more, surely.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ Wandering up behind. ]

He probably gets off on that shit. You go around touching every strange man who tells you to, Squeakers?

[zugzwange]

It's a discount.

[asonoficeandfire]

[tilts his head. that chair looks comfortable— also leaning in to read the note.

hesitates...




pets his hair lightly, just once]

[zugzwange]

[ opens one eye ]

[neverbeentogeorgia]

...

[ Does patting him down to see if he has anything interesting on him count as petting? Either way, he's fucking doing it. ]

[zugzwange]

You're not my type.

[neigh_sayer]

[immediately going for his hair WAP WAP]

[zugzwange]

[ opens his eyes

looks at him like

'and?' ]

[eatsthecanary]

[ will you let whisky try to pet you though ]

[zugzwange]

[ turns into an octopus ]

im sad im breaking the 69 comments

[bevoted]

[ so. he really should not be outside, first of all. at least not by himself. and probably someone actually took him down to the kitchens for breakfast, or at least to get some much needed fresh air, but something happened and he ended up alone. maybe he's waiting for someone.

either way he ends up looking for somewhere to sit and wait. which. ... just ends up in him accidentally smacking his hand over dazai's face. which dazai deserves, but this idiot is blind as a bat and it startles him-- ]

What-? [ is slapping petting ]

ringu voice, 7 days (later)

[zugzwange]

Oh no you broke my nose.

[ u didnt ]