MARKETING SIM 20XX: ENDGAME

[idolpro]

Who: All Friend Idols!
Where: Game Tower
When: Day 240, afternoon

[ Aaand cut!

Everyone’s back in the Game Tower, in varying states of disrepair! And NafunAI’s back to being a blue streak darting around obnoxiously. She stops for a moment - not because everyone’s done, because she seems to be talking to...not any of the idols? ]

Ummmmm, because? Sorry, sorry, sorry! But this program isn’t very well optimized, so rebooting can cause some errors and -- this program knoooooows you know that, don’t be rude, don’t be rude!


Awww, this program haaaaaaaaaaates maintenance time…

[ she grumbles, and then goes back to darting around. ]

Aaaanyways! Anyways, anyways, anyway! Look at all of you! So wonderful, so wonderful! This program hopes we all had fun! ☆ The fans sure enjoyed the show, and this program is happy to have had a third mostly successful run! Maybe one day this program will even get promoted to Game Tower! ☆

So let’s see, let’s see, let’s see! Your game winners are…avante en garde, BARiTONES, Taisho Roman Revolution, and pep!pep! and the Audience Choice Winners were WILD CITY and LiliS, together as one! The whole audience could feel your passion through the television screen!

Enjoy your points and your safety from everything that went wrong! This unit will stay for awhile for questions, but other than that, other than that! See you all later! ☆

[ All of the winning units are healed fully, and while the memory of any tortures their models occurred still exist, they feel like they belong to someone else - it’s basically just the knowledge that that happened, with none of them actually having experienced it.

Non-injury physical effects also remain even for winners, for up to an IC week! Except scars which are FOREVER (until paid off). Winners can have mental effects last if they OOCly want them to, but only for up until the end of day 240 or morning of 241. For everyone else, all mental effects are at least 2 IC days, and can be up to 5. ]

Comments

TALK TO NAFUNAI

[cascadingfailure]

[ moth noises moth noises zip zip zap ]

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[420blazeit]

COME HERE, YOU!

[liarliarliar]

[well time to buy K new hands but also sensitiv is fucked so Maybe Not Right Now

farewell emotions I didn't need you]

Whew.

[searingedgelord]

[on the one hand she’s fine, on the other hand...poor A and K]

I’ll bring your team dinner tonight.

CW: BODY HORROR...

[crystallinelore]

[If you were hoping to find a person, good luck!

Instead what you'll be finding is a shattered collection of petrified bone shards and crystal basically held together with shitty glue and string in roughly the shape of a catboy. Many of the shards are just missing, powdered in what looks like... a crater of an explosion. There is shrapnel lodged in and between many pieces.

He's naked, but it's probably not titillating unless you're like, into that.

Anyway, he's staggering like he's having trouble standing, for some fucking reason.]

Re: CW: BODY HORROR...

[forgottenmercy]

[slowly going to crawl his way over to him.]

[foolmetwice]

[emerging from the HSS room. . . perfectly physically fine, actually! he's carrying an unconscious D.Va, though]

[and looking up at the ceiling and yelling]

FUUUUUUCK YOU.

[420blazeit]

[ as soon as she comes to... mars is getting punched in the face! and she'll be wriggling out of his arms, because MARSWTFBRO. ]

[hissterics]

[ Curled up in a little ball, her tail completely still for once. She appears unharmed, though her arms are curled inward and she's wrapped around them protectively, crying -- hitched, wracking sobs like she's desperately trying to stifle them and it just isn't working. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

...Sabre?

cw: flower body horror, beware bites

[bondsofsuffering]

[Izanagi is covered in the remnants of frost, but also there's a shitton of branches and flowers growing out of him, and also also: his wrists end in stumps.

He's currently got his face tucked into his elbow as best as he can because vampirism bad, all of this very, very bad.]

Re: cw: flower body horror, beware bites

[sunflowering]

Izanagi-san...

[ Oh no. Oh no...

While she's healed from her ordeal-- thank goodness. This looks bad. ]

How-- [ Hovering over him. ]

How can I help you? We... We need to get you home.

[morderti]

[riddled with scars, but healed, so he looks frustratingly annoyed at everything, and is also stalking for the door]

[justpure]

[ They. Lost.

Medusa is kneeling on the floor, grabbing his arms and shivering. It's probably a good thing none of his outfits feature exposed skin, otherwise he'd end up looking like a horror show.

And the itching...

No, he mustn't make it worse. And yet his fingers attempt to dig in his skin. Good thing he's wearing long sleeves and gloves. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Leans over, still carrying Angel]

Can you stand? If not, I'll send Blue Eyes over.

[backstory]

[ You might not recognize this man lying on the ground. He's passed out and covered in blood from head to toe. It looks like his entire body was set on fire...because it was. And atop those healed scars and a strange massive new scar on his back, his body is covered in numerous smaller ones from where it looks as though claws tore at their own flesh.

and... well, he's naked. But like Noah, it's probably not all that exciting.

He isn't moving. ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ Ah. Ah. She makes a soft keening noise in the back of her throat. ]

I knew it. I knew it was you...

[ And at least--at least then she protected him. But--before--? Was she part and parcel to--this?

...

She's okay with it--if he doesn't forgive her like he said. That's okay. She... can shoulder that burden. The same as she can shoulder him.

She bends down and scoops him up. Unlike him--she had a second body. A second chance. So he never has to know--how hurt she was. And she can do this one small thing for him. ]

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[So HSS got SUPER FUCKED but it's fine they're fine, Mori is walking out completely unharmed it's great! He just looks extremely pale and is gripping his arm tight as he looks around for friends]

[asonoficeandfire]

[he's busy carrying unit members, but definitely looking around for his friends while doing so, and relaxing slightly as he sees Mori seems okay...?]

[asonoficeandfire]

[PERFECTLY UNHARMED but also carrying an unconscious Shine while staying close to other fins in various state of harm. can we please just go back to our dorm]

[scarvedforlife]

I can stay behind with anyone who wants to hang around to check on people. You can take Mom back now.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Emerging from HSS's room completely fine, despite their score . . . (?)

(Don't ask him to Henshin)

Glancing around and just-- ]

. . . Garbage.

[420blazeit]

[ reaches for his arm and hisses under her breath. ] You said it.

cw: body horror, plant horror, vampirism

[forgottenmercy]

[not even trying to stand up at the moment. is currently held together by glue and string and flowers, though perhaps mercifully, most of it is covered by his hair.]

Re: cw: body horror, plant horror, vampirism

[worthathousand]

[ well she WAS going to look for LiliS first but. all these bloodied bodies. and then she recognizes his pale hair.

she's running to his side, voice half-choked with panic— ]

—Persephone!

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Walking out perfectly in in one piece, somehow, despite a negative score...?]

[He just... stops, and takes it all in]

...jesus.

[unbr8kable]

[Beelining over, she saw your scores]

Hey...

[mind_blown]

[looks at the scores.

sighs in annoyance... and a bit of relief.

and he's taking one look around]

[searingedgelord]

[pauses next to him to squeeze his hand]

cw: body horror, dissociation, vampirism, plant horror

[nihilmancy]

[Sekhmet is on sensitiv, so she was, of course, fucking wrecked.

She's on the floor, antennae sprouting from her head and shimmering insect wings from her back. Her outfit is in tatters, just rags hanging off of her body here and there. She's numbed herself, at least, so the itching and pain isn't a problem, but she's covered in angry red welts sealed up with stitches, with flowers and branches bursting out in places. And she's staring off into space, with huge grin on her face.]

Wow, I'm so hungry! Won't somebody give me something to eat?

[romanticlove]

[She's relieved that both Pep and Taisho are okay, but that leaves out other units that she worries about, like SensitIV. They've worked together before to revive and heal people, but this is a scary result she hadn't expected. Sitting out of games really was the worst.]

Sekhmet...? [She looked awful. The wings and the antennae were not as alarming as that large grin on her face, funny enough.]

[criminaljustice]

[Joker is fine

frustrated and annoyed and angry but fine and he would like everyone to lay off about him being fine because he is! actually! fine!!!

that said, he might be hovering around A and Alchemes a bit.]

[afailedmurder]

[A's not doing much. He is Big Tired]

[inspiteful]

[ Eclipse walks out of the room looking Fine.

...Rubbing his temples for a moment and hovering around Alcheme, though. ]

[liarliarliar]

I can take care of A and K if you need to check on and help people.

[time5kip]

[ Good thing we won because that sure sucked ]

Well. Let's never do that again.

[auguryofinnocence]

I don't know, it worked out well.

Next time without the disregard for our own numbers though, yes?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Four injured FiNs and four non-injured FiNs just means the buddy system.

Is carrying Angel home who is probably lightly wrapped up in his coat at this point.]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ --Oh.

He approaches, but doesn't get in his way. ]

. . . Tell me what you need and I'll bring it.

[notadrop]

[ Fairy Ruby Sour looks very happy! everything is good. this is all great.

this is definitely not their murder face. ]

Heeeey, team! We like, need to talk.

[marsascending]

Seems like.

[rollplayinghouse]

[Glory is... pale and bloody. Very bloody. Enough to be noticeable even though her black ZRAEL dress doesn't show it well. And when the air stirs slightly, blood starts oozing from her chest and arms freely enough that it drips on the floor.

When she attempts to take a step forward, her legs completely give out under her and she falls inelegantly to the ground.

She does not get up, and her eyes are unfocused.]

[stakesthesame]

[ that's okay i can just bodily pick you up, you're small. ]

-- Glory.

[420blazeit]

[ she is kind of a mess. her tentacles are tangling with a pair of insect wings and there are a set of antennae twitching atop her head, perhaps trying to make sense of all of the voices in her head. the ones that won't shut the hell up. the ones laughing and carrying on and telling her to hurt all of the people that won't shut up at here. she manages to ignore them though, even as she tries to get used to the bug like armor that she's now sporting on various parts of her body. like on her shoulders and forearms, over her tail, and sitting on her thighs. it's here, there, a little bit of everywhere. ]

[ this is just... tiring. ]

[sunflowering]

DVa...!

[ Running over to her. ]

DVa, you--

[ What is she able to do to help?? When SensitIV is down? She reaches out to her. ]

You've looked better.

[ Kaguya herself has dried blood over her clothes, but-- she's fine. Her unit pulled through, in the end. ]

[firstgrave]

[ welp.... too bad about sensitIV huh?

this fresh new baby Wild City is stumbling around, carrying a very limp very bleeding less baby Wild City. she barely makes it a few feet before just crumpling to her knees though. she's trying her best to stop the blood flowing from Nychta's neck but... it's so much. it's So Much Blood. there's so much blood that she doesn't even seem to care that she's completely naked, thanks frog materia. ]

S... Someone, HEL-- [ she starts but. then stops.

... there's so much. there's so much going on around her all at once. ]

H.... help......

[earthquaked]

[ hey what up i'm basically a corpse.

nice day innit ]

[kingofexplodokills]

[ Uninjured but boy does he look Upset ]

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[Look who is completely fine and unharmed despite all scoring indicating otherwise]

Hardcore? You're not hurt?